Porn Valley- On the KSEX Goddess of Gush Show Thursday night, Brian aka Plue One talked about a Boogie Nights birthday party they threw for a friend last week.
Cytherea, www.clubcythera.com said she went to a vintage clothing store and spent some major money- like $600. Brian said he bought a shirt and a lot of people thought he got it from Wankus, Wankus wearing the type of shirts that can jump a car battery. Although the party was held out their house, Brian explained that it was neither his nor Cytherea’s. “Someone asked us as a favor to use our house to throw a birthday party for somebody. I surrendered all control. I made them sign a paper and everything. Cops come, here’s who you talk to, not me.” In situations like this, Brian says he’ll bring in security to check the guest list. “It’s not just come one, come all.”
Brian said he got concerned when, at the vintage clothing store, a comment was made as to what was going on, Cytherea explaining that there was going to be a party. “She says oh, you’re the one. Cytherea says what are you talking about. For the last two days I’ve had literally a hundred people in here buying clothes saying there’s some big porn Seventies disco party going on in the Valley.” So much for flying under the radar. Cytherea said the comment got her worried, although 200 people wound up showing. “It was real nice.” Brian said Cytherea attempted to be roller girl but wound up, instead, looking like the famous Farrah Fawcett poster.
All things considered, Cytherea said she wound up doing pretty well negotiating turf on her roller skates. “They were bomb. It was a lot of fucking fun. The party was a blast.” Brian again said he was worried about it because he had no control over the invitation list. “I couldn’t control the people. Of course, I could have, but didn’t.” Someone in the chatroom made a comment that Cytherea seemed coked up. “We just shoved a whole 8-ball up her nose,” co-host Harry Weiss quipped, hopefully taken in jest. “We just killed all the cartilage.”
Brian urged the write to call in and that he was a jerkoff for making the comments. “The girl’s got ADD, okay,” chimed in Weiss also calling the writer an idiot. Cytherea wondered how someone on coke talks. Weiss noted that the XRCO award nominations are up on the Internet https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=9033 and that Cytherea has been nominated for Best New Starlet. Cytherea’s competition in this category includes Audrey Hollander. “Whose ass looks like a manhole,” said Weiss. “It’s cool whatever you’re into, Audrey.” Brian was quick to add that Hollander was good talent. The nominees also include Teagan. “And Keri Sable’s is a little cutie too and Nicki Hunter who is off the wall. Nicki’s cool as shit.”
Brian added that Hunter was great and that her co-host on KSEX, Guy Capo was brilliant and hysterical. “They are fucking nuts.” Weiss noted that Hunter is no school girl. “She is a beautiful older woman. But it’s funny that she’s up for Best New Starlet.” Although Hunter’s new in the business, Weiss says you don’t think of it that way.
Weiss also pointed out that Katie Morgan, also from KSEX, is up for Unsung Siren. “That is so fucking true.” And Brian agreed. “Another girl that is gorgeous and rockin’ hot. And just kind of flies under the radar. There’s no reason why she shouldn’t be an enormous rated starlet.” Weiss was of the opinion that Morgan should be so much bigger. “She’s fuckin great.”
Weiss also acknowledged the women up for Single Performance Actress which includes Lezley Zen, Jenna Jameson for two separate performances, Jessica Drake and Cytherea for Squirtwoman.
Weiss also wanted to point out that the rest of the competition was for either a Vivid or a Wicked movie and that Cytherea was able to bring someone else into the picture, Elegant Angel. Weiss also wanted to discuss the Teen Cream Dream category noting that he had no clue who Christie Lee was. “The infamous Missy Monroe and Holly Wellin.” Weiss says he’s started to hear things about Holly Wellin but is not familiar with her. Cytherea also wondered who Wellin was. “That’s not that bitch I hate,” she said.
Brian identified said “bitch” as Kelly Wells. “I don’t like whatshername Holly Wells,” said Cytherea. “Holly something. Something Wells.” Brian said it was Kelly Wells. “I hate her,” said Cytherea. “Hate her.” But Cytherea would not elaborate what prompted her outburst against Wells.
Weiss continued to go through the list, mentioning Julie Night. “Who probably won’t go to the show and will probably win a couple of awards. There’s 24 different categories this year.” Brian said they’re able to blow through these categories in record time. “The Tony Sexton-Dick Tracey fight lasted longer than the awards last year.” Brian was saying not to diminish AVN, but the XRCO Awards are considered “the purest”. Weiss said the list of voters are on the XRCO website of which some are on the AVN staff.
Cytherea said it would be way cool if she could pull off Best New Starlet a second time. Brian also announced that Cytherea Productions was shooting Star Whores next week but beyond that wasn’t going to add further comment. Weiss referenced the Adultfyi article https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=9026 about Carmen Luvana having gone to Hedonism III where she got laid but once. Noting that Luvana came only because it was self-assisted, Weiss said had he been there he would eaten her until her head caved in. “You look at a guy my size I know about eating,” said Weiss. “You would have cum, motherfucking bitch. Enough said.” Cytherea also volunteered herself. “You got a piece of shit dick that doesn’t work for you, just call Cytherea. I’d love to make you cum.” For his part, Brian said he would have done drugs and jerked off in the corner. Kidding.”
All these things being said, Brian reported that he ordered from Jerry’s Deli the other day and that Cytherea wanted to fuck the driver. “He was cute,” she said. “He had blond hair and blue eyes and was really cute.” Cytherea said she’ll make it a point, now, of answering the door naked.