Will you quit with the Andy Reid jokes, already, my female passenger said as we drove past the Drug Emporium Sunday morning.
"You're making light of this poor man's situation."
"What the hell are you talking about!?" I barked like a German Shepherd at customs. "The only time the team scores is when the plane arrives from Bogota."
And with that, my companion had to agree. Dallas by three kilos over Philly today.
Over at Indianapolis, the Patriots are just a shot away from a perfect season. Plus the fact that the Colts have won their last three meetings with New England, someone's going to have to give Peyton Manning shelter after this one.
Coming off the high of their resurgence, you got to figure San Diego over Minnesota.
Then with Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper in town expect New Orleans to have some easy riding over the Jaguars. A team that's always played well on natural grass, I got to go with San Francisco over Atlanta.
And even though they had a couple of big pass plays against Denver Monday night, Green Bay might have to tweak its offense a bit to have similar success against Kansas City.
And as long as the game's kept between the white lines, Pittsburgh celebrates its 75th season with a victory over the Baltimore Ravens Monday night.
Here's this week's schedule followed by the Adultfyi picks:
Sunday: Denver at Detroit; San Francisco at Atlanta; Cincinnati at Buffalo; Carolina at Tennessee; Green Bay at Kansas City; San Diego at Minnesota; Jacksonville at New Orleans; Washington at NY Jets; Arizona at Tampa Bay; Seattle at Cleveland; New England at Indianapolis; Houston at Oakland; Dallas at Philadelphia
Monday:Baltimore at Pittsburgh
Karl The Birdman [80-36]: T Bay, Tennessee, Buffalo, Detroit, Green Bay, Jax, SD, Atlanta, Washington, Cleveland, Houston, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Sean, from www.pornlegends.com [78-38]: : T Bay, Tenn, Cincy, Detroit, GB, NO, SD, SF, Wash, Seattle, Oakland, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Gene Ross [75-41]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, Kansas City, NO, SD, SF Washington, Cleveland, Oakland, NE, Dallas, Pitt
Willie D [74-42]: Az, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, GB, New Orleans, SD, Atlanta, Washiongton, Seattle, Oakland, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Indiana Adam [74-42]: T Bay, Car, Cincy, Denver, GB, New Orleans, SD, Atlanta, Washington, Cleveland, Oakland, Indy, Dallas, Baltimore
Steve Seidman [73-43]: T Bay, Carolina, Cincy, Detroit, GB, Jax, SD, SF, NY J, Cleveland, Oakland, Indy, Philly, Pitt
Dan Davis [73-43]: T Bay, Tenn, Cincy, Denver, Green Bay, New Orleans, SD, SF, Washington, Seattle, Oak, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Billy the Crystal [72-44]: T Bay, Tenn, Cincy, Denver, KC, New Orleans, SD, SF, Washington, Cleveland, Houston, Indy, Dallas, Pittsbutgh
Mike Dickinson [71-45]: T Bay, Tenn, Cincy, Detroit, GB, New Orleans, SD, SF, Washington, Seattle, Houston, Indy, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Tony Batman [71-45]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Dernver, KC, New Orleans, SD, SF, Washington, Cleveland, Oak, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Tim Case [70-46]: T Bay, Tennessee, Buffalo, Denver, Green Bay, New Orleans, SD, SF, Washington, Seattle, Oakland, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
John Gray [69-47]: T Bay, Carolina, Cincy, Denver, Green Bay, NO, SD, SF, Washington, Seattle, Houston, Indy, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Mastrick [69-47]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, GB, Jax, SD, Atlanta, Washington, Seattle, Houston, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Jack Spade [68-48]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, GB, Jax, Minn, Atlanta, NY J, Cleveland, Houston, NE, Philly, Pittsburgh
Ryan from Jerry's Deli [68-48]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, GB, Jax, SD, Atlanta, NY J, Cleveland, Houston, NE, Dallas, Pittsburgh
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [67-49]: Arizona, Tenn, Cincy, Detroit, KC, Jax, SD, Atlanta, NY J, Seattle, Houston, Indy, Philly, Baltimore
Steve Lane, www.serenity.net [63-43]: : T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, GB, New Orleans, Minn, Atl, Washington, Cleve, Oakland, NE, Dallas, Baltimore
Serenity, www.serenity.net [61-55]: T Bay, Tenn, Buffalo, Detroit, KC, NO, Minn, Atlanta, NY J, Cleveland, Oakland, Indy, Philly, Pittsburgh
Wankus [60-56]: Arizona, Carolina, Cincy, Detroit, GB, Jax, Minn, SF, Washington, Cleveland, Oakland, NE, Dallas Pittsburgh
Brian Wallace [55-61]: T Bay, Carolina, Cincy, Denver, KC, New Orleans, SD, Atlanta, NY J,. Seattle, Houston, Indy, Dallas, Pittsburgh
