Okay, I know 85% of the AdultFYI readers could give two shits about this, but I have a forum so I’m going to vent!

Ricky Williams from my Miami Dolphins shaved his head! Okay, this is a good thing to some degree, especially if you watched every game last season, as I did, only to witness many people make tackles by pulling his hair, but there’s a higher, more important reason this bothers me….

The Dolphin Logo tattooed on my arm now has less meaning. Ya see, when Gauge’s man, Jason rocked the design on my upper right muscle, he added DREADS to the Dolphin, in honor of good ‘ole #34. Now I got a Dolphin with dreads and no one to connect it with. I’m going to be the laughing stock of the stands come opening day.