> Leah Luv posts on ADT: Hey there everyone. I have some good news. Very good news. I have just signed a Non Exclusive Contract with Anarchy/Python Pictures. I will be signing for them at LA Erotica in June also, so come see me at the Anarchy booth. By the way, for those of you who dont know this, it doesnt mean I will only be with Anarchy. I still work for other companies. But I’m Anarchy’s new Girl for the next year. YaY.

> from the NY Post: WHICH Hollywood hellcat supposedly has a sick sexual fetish for something called the “Donkey Punch?” The starlet was having sex with a much-older boyfriend a while back and begged her shocked bedmate to “hit me in the face” at the peak of their passionate lovemaking . . .

> Fayner writes about Jeanie Marie on www.lukeford.com: She said she just got released from jail today but I believe it was actually a few days ago. She tells me that when she used to deal drugs some guy got murdered in her apartment and was left in the closet to rot. I left it at that. She says she is a sociopath and asks me if I know what that is. I say yes. She has major issues.

>sexcity writes about Cytherea on www.xxxporntalk.com: Does anyone know how Cytherea is doing with her drug issues at the moment? I just saw a box cover on a new movie she’s in and she looks out of it in the picture, like she can barely stay concious.

I hope she has some family somewhere who can intervene and take her home.

> Renfield adds: Bitch was geeking the fuck out on Playboy’s nitecalls about 1 month ago. Her mouth was flipping the fuck out. OMG I couldnt believe they had her on there like that.

>IWAadult adds: She was hugely popular for like six months then everything went to hell. She could have been so popular.

Rumors are a plenty in the adult industry so who knows how or where she is.

>Crucifixio writes: Man, I peeped her first anal scene in Pulse’s “Cytherea’s Anal Whores.” There is no nice way to say how bad she looked. I saw the scene and thought the same thing as a previous poster in this thread, “Why on Earth did they even shoot her looking like that?”

Then I thought about Burt Reynolds telling Marky Mark in BOOGIE NIGHTS he wouldn’t shoot him in that state and Marky Mark replying, “State? State of California? I know where the fuck I am, Jack!” and then everything was all better again.

> Da Burgler writes on www.xxxporntalk.com:I think I am back….Back to the old Da Burglar of a year ago when I first joined, except now I actually may have a few “enemies” and some new, genuine hate of my own.

I am on my way back up to Mendocino, after spending a week in LA/Burbank, a good chunk of which was centered around (or involved with) my new/former porn friends.

Porn to me is now primarily morbid fascination and, much like car accidents or animals fighting/fucking at the zoo, you can’t take your eyes off porn, and the images are BURNED into your brain…unless the porn invloves selected scenes/girls from a company like Tunacan Studios that has a new, fresh yet-not-too-raunchy take on the matter, Porn now generally sickens and disgusts me. We already have the thread in General Porn Talk regarding Cumfart Cocktails (number four, no less!) to use a basis for what nauseates these days…however, I reaffirmed and discovered some disgusting, new principles of perversion this past week.

Having met, talked with, dined with and hung out with porn chicks up close and personally, I can see that they are in fact Human beings, engaged in major Self deception and self-suppression of their conscience. I can see it in their eyes and hear it in their speech…they all like the “postives” (the MONEY, lazy-ass mway of life porn affords them, the ego-inflating adoration that “fans” seemingly offer)….but the price/cost is obvious and it is REAL.

Several chicks spoke of having “no life”, that 90% of their co-stars are on major drugs (coke, Meth or even Heroin), or prescribed drugs: Oxycontin, vicodin…or, in the case of one chick who visited me in my room, totally zonked on Xanax at first when she showed up…the blank, dead calm stare and listless voice she had while she talked was actually kinda spooky, especially since it was TOTALLY opposite from the smiling, bubbly sex-loving-crazed chick that manifests herself on screen in her scenes, who can easily spout nasty dirtytalk of a quality that rivals the actual visual depictions in terms of stimulation.) Really, the contrast is stark and makes you wonder….

I saw evidence of depression…there was discussion of the unpleasantness of cumfarting scenes due to “leakage”…yes folks, the girls who ingest cumfarts may in fact be eating shit, literally. It is mind boggling …a young woman, attractive and pretty (maybe not super model looks, but SOLID nonetheless), intelligent and capable of being or doing ANYTHING (a nurse, a teacher, real estate, paralegal, a pharmaceutical sales rep etc) actually CHOOSING to eat the Semen of male sex addicts/creeps from the rectum of another chick for 1800 bucks…it is mind boggling, that long after that $1800 has been spent on clothes, food, a car, dog food, cat food, etc, the movie scenes depicting one chick positioning her asshole over the mouth of another chick and relaxing her sphincter to allow the multiple cum loads from male creeps to fall into the other chick’s mouth will continue to play and play and play over and over and over… to be continued….

>Phlogiston who may have ben raised on Mickey Spillane writes about a Craigslist link that’s now been taken down:before you read this…appreciate the irony. just before i posted this, i read an ad from some other dude who got burned by this bitch before she came to my place. so buddy…this one is for you!

i had a bitch over tonight who calls herself Mckenzi. this bitch pulled the typical “cash first, and now i need more” routine. the bitch said that the cash only gets me a dance. i am not the dude that whores want to pull this card with. this is how i deal with a whore who tries to rob me.

as soon as the bitch started in with more money, i looked her firmly in the eyes and said, please do not try to rob me. “rob you”? she says with a stupid, whore look on her face. “i am worth way more than this”

this…by the way, was 300 bucks. so, as soon as she said that, i grabbed that bitch’s fucking neck and socked her, dead center in the nose,totally breaking it… and started dragging her half-conscious ass towards the door, by her raggedy blonde hair, as she mumbled something about her body gaurd out front. right when i got to the door, i kicked her in her stomach just for shits and giggles, but also so that she slumped over my knee. i pulled my 300 bucks back out of her ass pocket. looked out my window to see if her pimp was there and he was…but far enough away from the door.

i swung open the door and threw that robbing bitch out of my house. the pimp was a fucking beast. i am a little guy. this fat batard’s eyes damn near popped out of his melon fucking head. I yelled out, get lost big boy! and slammed the door.

then, i did what i usually do in a situation like this. i immediately and calmly walked into my bedroom and pulled my glock nine out from it’s casing. it was a gift to me from my uncle, bless his soul. no sooner did I cock it, did the big boy kick my front door open. i could see him from my hallway but he was looking in my living room.i yelled out “hey!” and as he turned toward me, i popped off a round into his belly. he staggard back against the door and stumbled right back out from where he came. then i went to the front door and he was bent over on my walkway…so i kick him in his ass and sent him face-first into the concrete. told the whore that if she didn’t get herself and this fat hunk of shit off my property, i’d pop both of ’em, for good. She was remarkably resourceful, getting this hunk of shit back into their chevy blazer, with her shattered nose.

that bitch won’t work for at least 2 months with that face. and big boy will probably think twice about pimping a ROB, next time. he will undeinably think twice about kicking open someone’s door. this i guarantee.

and if either one of you two are reading this and are thinking of coming back for more, or sending someone over here…know this…i’ll be waiting for you cock-sucking, mutherfuckers. bring it the fuck on!

and that’s the way ya gotta be in this game, brothers. hard core.

hard fucking core…every goddamn step of the way.

and that…is how to handle a rob, quickly and professionally.don’t take any shit from these bithces guys! remember, you hold the upper card. you can always get a refund. ya just gotta have some balls.

having said that…i treat professional providers like goddesses. i would never be forceful or rude or anything. they are my absolute favorite kind of woman and i have so much respect for their pussies. but this bithc here…and other robs….you’ll never get my money. cunts.

peace, -i’m out