Porn Valley- There's that 3 Stooges moment of Moe, Larry and Curly, as doctors, taking a gurney for a chariot race around the hospital. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.
That's the mental picture I got when somene- I won't say who - who told me that Ed Cohen from Dane Productions suffered a heart attack last Friday. I was told that Ed collapsed supposedly during a screaming match with one of his vendors. I called Dane and got Ed on the phone. Ed's going, WHAT?
"I just did four miles on the tread mill the other day," Cohen insists.
"You're not supposed to- you had a heart attack," I tell Cohen.
"This is amazing," says Cohen who's quick to point out that he has shouting matches with no one. "I'm a very calm person. I absorb a lot of punishment and I keep it in. That's why I work out a lot."
"Thank God it's a false rumor," Cohen continues.
On another subject, Big Bob over at Dane wonders about the alleged disappearance of Ben Fisher.
"Nobody knows where he's at," says Big Bob who last heard that Fisher was living at a Ramada Inn and driving car with no plates.
"I spoke to a lot of people who don't know where he is," continues Big Bob who last saw Fisher at the AEE show. Fisher owes Dane $195 on a business card scam.
On yet another note, Big Bob says the company needs a girl for general office work and interested parties should call 818-349-6600.
