Size R emails: I'm sworn to secrecy on who the adult starlet in question is, but I was standing by her side as she picked up her Exhibitor Badge at this past weekend's Erotica LA convention.

Clerk: I need a photo ID.

Starlet: The police are holding my license right now as evidence so I'll have to use this. (Hands the clerk her police issued mugshot)

Clerk: No problem. (She received her badge)

And off she went to meet and greet the fans.

Too funny!