Porn Valley- Hellooooooooooooooooo.
Hey, everybody. It's Chris Charming.
As soon as Chris Charming walks in the room he gets the razz- a chorus of highly spirited German-accented hellos greet him. It's like the Soupy Sales show.
Charming says something and the cue is, helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo- just the way Charming says it. Chris is a very nice guy with a very big dick.
August found that out Friday morning on the set of Defiance/Torrid's Latin Obsession 2 when Charming whips out a penis from a Brothers Grimm storybook. August is doing a threeway along with Charming and Naudia Nyce; and at one point during the softcore August has to stop and reclaim her air. She puts her hand to her face like Jamie Lee Curtis in a scream movie.
"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen!" she roars. Charming is sitting on a couch nonchalantly stroking what looks like a Doc Johnson product. Unreal, according to August.
"It looks fake!" she insists, and August is still laughing. Mind you, August has seen some cock in her young life. For length, Mandingo is something else, she says. For width you're talking Billy Glide and his enchilada. And Manuel Ferrara's no slouch in her book, either. But this thing. You can do two-hand chins on Chris' engorged phalus, and director Vince Voss urges August to give it a little kiss.
Nyce, August and Charming strike up a remarkable chemistry which prompts Nyce to quip: "I'm nervous- I normally fuck people BEFORE I hang out with them."
"You guys should have your own talk show," Voss tells August and Naudia while they're doing some BTS schtick.
Nyce is no stranger to getting it in the ass, and she's the elected one to consume Chris deep in her bowels.
"But I'm not an anal queen, trust me," Naudia is saying although Chris is proclaiming her to be one. Nevertheless, Naudia earns her Chris Charming merit badge. Nadia's asked how often she gets the Belladonna look alike comments. Every day, she laughs.
For her part, August has just started doing anal. Her first is in Ass Worship 6 for Evil Angel, apparently for Jules Jordan.
"I do need to meet this Jules guy," Nyce is saying, taking mental notes for future career moves. I interviewed Nadia earlier- she even has to concede, by porn standards, it's a good interview. Naudia's telling me how she lost her virginity in some backwoods shack in Indiana. I ask if this shack is straight out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. She says pretty much.
Lee Stone gets the impression that he must be out of the same movie, noting how it's tough, sometimes, to get girls to book with him. Stone's a big guy and does a very physical scene. As part of his repertoire, he grabs girls in the air, turns them upside down and does this standing 69'er. It's really something to watch. And Stone's chiropractor often thanks him for that move.
Stone's laughing that maybe he should probably start a no-list: girls whose pussies are loose. Stone hears that Jenaveve Jolie's going to be on the set and mentions that he did her first boy-girl scene but that Jenaveve will no longer work with him.
"I give her hell about that every time I see her," laughs Stone who thinks it had something to do with Jolie not telling her husband that she started doing boy-girl scenes and there was ensuing drama. Lee also mentions something about working in Malibu this week.
"Why do they wait until it's over 100 or under 50 to shoot outside?" he wonders
Today Stone is working inside with Estella Leon, but Estella might as well be working the corner of the Home Depot on Roscoe, spurting a fountain of foreign language best appreciated by day laborers in the back of a truck. Leon's making no pretenses to sexual pleasure as Stone rams her again and again. Lee's keeping it special. In the melee, Estella takes a knock to the noggin and time is called.
"They don't make couches like they used to," says Don, the lighting guy, re-arranging some pillows.
"That's alright- they don't make girls' heads like they used to," says Voss.
I'm wondering how things went with the carpet guys from the day before when they stuck around to watch a sex movie. I missed the best part, I'm told- when they hooked their equipment up to the kitchen sink and broke the faucet. Voss is going, $875 to clean a carpet, can you imagine? And then you have to tell them on top of this to move the furniture.
Finch, the PM has been busy most of the day booking a tranny movie which Voss shoots next week. Voss is wondering if a tranny cream pie scene would be totally vile. Finch's new best friend in the whole wide world is Pamela Peaks who, apparently, has a bunch of trannies in her stable. I'm hearing Finch all day on the phone asking agents if their girls will work with trannies. Finch also asks August if she'll consider working with a tranny. August doesn't think so but says she, of all people, got an e-mail from one who wants to get into the business.
Eva Angelina's going to be working later in the day with Jenaveve Jolie, Tony T and Ben English who just dropped by to show off his Aston-Martin but got recruited to do a sex scene. So what the hell- Finch takes his shot and asks Angelina if she'd work with a tranny. The more Angelina thinks about it, the more she seems to like the idea.
"I'm doing a tranny," she finally tells Voss after thinking long and hard.
"You're really obsessed with this now," Voss tells her.
Angelina's who's apparently going into the Navy, has this laundry list to accomplish - do anal, do a d.p., now do a tranny. She's got Mr. Marcus in mind for the anal and would like to do the d.p. with Scott Nails and Ben English.
But we'll just have to wait and see who the lucky tranny is.
Imagine- Finch calling a tranny: do you work with Eva Angelina?
