Porn Valley- Evan Seinfeld's profiled in the latest issue of Stuff Magazine so Wankus called him Wednesday night on KSEX.
Before he chatted with Seinfeld, Wankus described it as a nice article and that it focuses on how Seinfeld has a great life and that Patrick, among other things, serves him breakfast in bed.
Wankus quotes Seinfeld as saying: "I eat, drink, shit, piss, fuck, chit-chat and then contemplate my existence." Seinfeld also goes on to say how he overeats because he doesn't do the things that he used to as a single guy, like go to the gym.
"He covers the fact that some porn girls are not feminine hygiene-aware," Wankus also said. "Which is very true- you can smell them right here on this very show."
Seinfeld also says in the article that the love life is still romantic and nice.
"And we do our porn life on the side," Seinfeld is also quoted as saying. Accordingly, Wankus heard something over the weekend about Seinfeld that has to do with jealousy issues that Seinfeld addresses in the interview. Seinfeld, in the article, comments thusly:
"What is funny about our dynamic is that in a movie I can get a blowjob from four girls once for a full hour with little or no reaction from my wife," he says. "But when it comes to Tera performing with other men, it's strictly business for us. I pick the guys. I direct the scenes."
Seinfeld goes on to say that he's not castrated and when a hot chick walks by he doesn't have to pretend that he's not checking her out.
"I find inner peace in being married to a woman who doesn't ask me to be someone that I'm not."
All of that being said, Wankus summed it up as Seinfeld claiming he doesn't get jealous.
But because Patrick is starting to do other men, Wankus said he heard a story that might contradict Seinfeld's statements in the magazine.
"For awhile in their relationship she [Patrick] was only allowed to fuck him and other girls," Wankus explained noting that even so Seinfeld tends to come across strong with other guys talking to his girl.
"Now he's got other guys fucking his girl and he's saying in this magazine that it's okay."
The story is apparently out that Seinfeld walked in on a set while Patrick was fucking some other guy [Jean Valjean] and threw a bottle at Valjean. Wankus tried dialing again and this time got Seinfeld who mentioned that he and Patrick just flew back from the Super Bowl where they attended parties.
"It was awesome," he said. Seinfeld sounded like was saying that they got use of a private jet and that he and Patrick were basically living in the lap of luxury.
Wankus brought up the article and asked about the Valjean story.
"PT and I were kind of co-directing a scene with Tera and Tommy Gunn which was really hot," Seinfeld said, noting that it was a closed set. Seinfeld admitted that he threw a closed water bottle at Valjean and would have done that to anyone who interrupted a closed set.
"But after I threw the bottle at him we found him in his car crying like girl." Seinfeld said Valjean's so cute, he almost fucked him.
Wamkus said it's been awhile since he saw Seinfeld and Patrick and asked about getting together.
"I wish I could tell you there's a downside riding this fucking wave we've created," Seinfeld replied, alluding to some top secret deal he had in the works with VH1.
"It's a music-based reality show," he said. "It's the biggest production done to a reality show." Seinfeld said they'll be shooting in two weeks in Vegas and that Patrick is going to be a big part of the show. Wankus said he and Patrick were shooting for a Genesis magazine reality show that's starting in April.
Seinfeld also said that Patrick was signing a new contract girl but couldn't give out the details.
