Porn Valley- The other night Lorrainiac had Jew Hefner on her KSEX show, and the conversation got around to the fact that Jerry Springer was looking for someone from KSEX to go on and be involved in one of those trailer park storylines the show so embraces.
After she had made an announcement that Irish Spring was bad for the vagina and that Lynn LeMay had spent the last 35 minutes screaming at her about Jason Sechrest, Lorrainiac said she gets this Springer request every so often. In 2002 Springer wanted Lorrainiac on to tell her real life story about how she has sex with her cousin.
Lorrainiac said she didn't want to drag her entire family into such issues but that KSEX does have people going this time. While she wouldn't say exactly who it was, Hefner offered a guess about Jack Lawrence, www.jacklawrencexxx.com.
I jumped in to say that Lawrence would be perfect for the show: he's been a Deuce Bigalow, Male Gigolo; a cop, a fucker of 1500 women and did his stepmother one time. To which I get the big hairy eyebrow raised. I go, yup, Lawrence did his stepmother. In fact, on one of Sechrest's shows, Lawrence told the story www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=16748 about how she came into his room to give him a blowjob and he winds up fucking her in the ass.
Actually, Lawrence's real life story is way more fascinating than what any scriptwriter could devise. And, if betting were on this, you might just seek Jack on a future episode. But that's only an educated guess.
