Porn Valley- Granted, Frankie LaRue has that cute little gat-tooth thing going that gives her the down home country look. But Frankie took it to the barn yard's next level when she stated on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com last Friday night that she'd blow a horse if the price was right. And the price would have to be about $10,000.
Just when the conversation with Wankus began spiralling out of control was hard to tell. Wankus noted that Frankie had been scheduled to do a show with Quasarman several months ago. Franklie casually explained why she never made it to the studio. She was doing three months in the slam, according to her. Frankie then proceeded to relate a story that you could basically run through her gat. Something about being on a porn set then being stopped by undercover cops attempting to arrest her for prostitution.
According to Frankie, she then told the cops she was no prostitute- she was a porn star. It was then that they discovered that she had three outstanding warrants for having a suspended license. Oh, and did she mention there was something about a check beef in which she claims to have been working for a rap group called Dirty Rotten Scoundrels only to be given a bum check. Some of that story didn't make sense, either. Then she began adding colorful details about how like her car is registered in another man's name.
It was then that Splooge, KSEX's intern, resident legal expert and Stone Cold Steve Austin lookalike, gave his take on the Frankie arrest story. Splooge apparently is a former sheriff and stated that given the facts of the case, Frankie might have gotten off easy with three months. Still trying to figure out how Frankie's arrest jacket given the facts she was giving added up to three months at the Twin Towers, Wankus asked if she had raped any small farm animals, besides.
"I always wanted to try a donkey," Frankie replied with straightest of faces. She then proceeded to relate how porn star Cinnamon allegedly did a horse for $10,000. To which co-ho for the evening, Layla Jade, mentioned that about 2 1/2 years ago she was asked by a prominent adult director/company owner if she would blow a horse. I'll lay you odds on who that person was, but Jade, not giving out names, said she'd wouldn't give that person the satisfaction to think that she was even entertaining the idea.
That's when Frankie chimed in and said she'd have blown the horse if given $10,000. "Horse are sexy," Frankie said. "You can tell I'm kind of country." Frankie then talked about the time how her horse Boner sucked her nipples.
Wankus, looking over his shoulder to see if there was a Fed at the door, said Frankie's story is right up there with the time Cytherea talked about jerking off her dog; when Veronika talked about blowing a dog and Nacho relating incidents about how he used to eat out his sisters. Frankie then swore on another occasion she came home to find some blond woman fondling the balls of her pet Shitzu, the woman claiming that Frankie's fiance had her do sexual things to the dog because that turned him on.
While in stir, Frankie claims that she also had an affair with her bunkmate. However Frankie didn't volunteer how said bunkmate placed in the Kentucky Derby.
