Porn Valley - As you might gather from the picture, Wankus had his hands full Monday night on KSEX's, www.ksexradio.com, The Wanker Show. Matching tits with the champions was Lady Victoria Spencer and the woman who apparently runs singlehandedly out of the triple -i formation, Sasha Brabuster who sports 48's to go along with those vowels.
By comparison, KSEX co-ho Rebecca Love, www.rebeccalove.com, who generally dominates conversations about areolae, was rendered relatively mute, at least for the evening.
Describing Sasha, Wankus said he went to give her a hug in the KSEX jock lounge and couldn't even begin to get his arms around her. "We're getting a forklift to bring her tits in here right now," Wankus told his listeners. "Sexy girl."
Lady Victoria, who speaks in a thick British accent, was on first mentioning that she has a website currently under construction, www.ladyvictoriaspencer.com which will be up in three weeks. She's been in the business nearly a year.
Asked if she was a freaky girl, Lady Victoria said she's a "dirty bitch" but chose to come to the states to be a porn star and suck cock rather than try it in England. With Lady Victoria speaking and Wankus translating, we learned that she met someone in England who told her she'd make a good porn star.
Lady VictorIa then hooked up with L.A. Direct.
"Good ol' Ben English," said Wankus. "I hate that cocksucker, but anyway...he does get a lot of work for his girls." The first scene Lady Victoria ever tried was a double-anal, she told Wankus. "Bring it on," she said. Noting that this isn't necessarily what she does in her personal life, Lady Victoria said she didn't learn the nature of the scene until she got on the shoot.
She was originally booked for an anal scene on a Skeeter Kerkove shoot but doesn't remember the names of the guys she worked with. Wankus said that was okay because no one remembers the names of the guy anyway.Lady Victoria said she loves cock so there was no problem as far as she was concerned going double-up and is pretty much into everything.
Asked if she was scared during the HIV crisis, Lady Victoria said she stopped working. She also mentioned that California Novelties has created molds of her cunt, ass and tits which will be out this week. Wankus said he'd love to buy her cunt. And he would probably get the opportunity since Lady Victoria mentioned that she has also done escort work through a company. She also plans to be at the Free Speech Coalition booth at Erotica LA this weekend.
Sasha Brabuster, aptly named for her propensity to destroy foundation garments, was next on the show. Exhausting every tit joke known to the Burlesque circuit, Wankus casually observed that Love would now be considered a flat chested woman by comparison. "I've got little bumps, now," Love sighed.
In the ritual pat down for weapons of mass destruction, Wankus noted that Sasha wears something akin to a parachute. Wankus then painted a picture of a truck stop and Sasha putting one of her titties on a scale. Sasha said there actually has been an attempt to weigh them but never an accurate one.
"We've had some big titted girls on here, but you've beaten them all," Wankus told her. Sasha explained that she started doing big breast modeling in Michigan about three years ago." [A Ford model if you will but more in the automotive sense.]
"I picked up the name Sasha Brabuster because I worked for a company called Bra Busters," she related. When they saw me they said I was a bra buster." Sasha said she was a double-G at the time. "And so I got the gig doing the dinner-dances with the escorting." Wankus suspected that her dinner companions must be asking the waiter to move the flower arrangement. "All the time," she laughed.
A man who had seen her escort ad suggested that she expand her horizons by doing film work and magazine work. Wankus asked if the word "expand" bothered her. Sasha said she ended up taking some nudie pictures but never in her formative years did she ever give a thought she might be doing adult work. Sasha said she was always embarrassed by her size. "A lot of teasing."
Early this year she began submitting pictures to the big tit magazines and web sites.
Wankus was picturing her on a plane sitting next to a skinny stockbroker. Sasha agreed that most of her conversations begin with questions about what she does for a living. "They zero in on my chest and tell me, 'give me a call so I can help you with your stocks.' "
When she got out here, Sasha got an offer to do cover shots for big butt magazines along with offers to do film work including stuff for Heatwave and several other companies. She's currently working on her website.
Wankus asked if she was doing anything for Home Depot. "Figuring you could help sell a fork lift."
Wankus said if he was doing mainstream ads, he'd hire someone like Sasha. "I'd have her on a Bounty commercial. You know that shit would sell."
Sasha says she doesn't do girl-girl, that it's all about the cock. "And I do a lot of fetishes with my breasts; or a lot of double-jointed things, poses, sexual positions and stuff like that. Put my head on the floor, put my legs behind my head and try to put a breast in between."
Sasha talked about a time that male talent was flown to Florida to do a scene with her. Wankus said that never happens with male talent. Sasha said his name was Matt and that was the first guy she ever shot with.
"I was nervous as hell," she said. "I never did sex with people around. He's like laughing and joking and making me feel comfortable. And I would fluff and buff in between scenes. I end up getting more comfortable every time." Wankus said there was a prevailing fluff & buff policy also at KSEX between commercial breaks.
Sasha said when it was discovered how flexible she was, it became a long, long day. "They added more work. But they paid me real good. That's why I'm sticking around. This works for me!"
