Roy Karch posts: Some people like getting screwed by a bubble-headed porn chic. Adam & Eve, one of the largest and most respected producers, distributors, and mail order companies in the world, didn’t like it all that much; and there was no lube involved, not even a phone call.

Booked for a first-up, 8am call do do a scene with Lee Stone in the Roy Karch production of SQUIRT FREAKS for A&E, miss South was a no-show. “We had a dozen people standing around waiting for her to show for 2 hours before I realized we needed a replacement… and fast !,” said Karch, shaking his head in disbelief. “Her last words to me the day before were,”You know you can trust me.” Karch summoned the ever -wet and squirting Kelly Wells to drench the sheets and Lee Stones pulsing member.

“South cost the company a bunch of time and money. Something that gets remembered. it stays in your mind, ya know…the ones that helped you; the ones that were a problem, those you can count on and those you just gotta write off,” Karch reflected. “I probably got a better scene. oh, and by the way, all these girls are bed wetters.”

Look for “Squirt Freaks” from Adam&Eve this spring.