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BURBANK, CA – Major turn out for Sardos last night. With the California Wildfires blazing out of control, Daisy from KSEXradio put it every so gently, “why are they so worried about the fire marshal shutting them down? I don’t think we will be hearing from him tonight.”

Not far from the truth, although mid evening, Burbank’s finest showed up and poked their heads in the door. No problems, no arrests, nothing out of control or reason for concern…all went well.

Kurt Lockwood got up and sang, Kiki Daire’, AriaXXX, Konnie of DVSX.com and Julie Meadows did a number of selections, claiming to suck even though the crowd seemed to enjoy it. Some hottie brought a trumpet and during a break in her sexy singing, busted into an incredible trumpet solo. “That’s what we call Extreme Karaoke,” someone said in the crowd.

Wankus sang his traditional Wind Beneath My Wings with perverse, impromptu lyrics–last night’s victim, director and porn star, Aurora Snow. In the spur of the moment lyrics, Wankus sang, “You are so pretty my baby Aurora…My heart beat around you can never escape. I just want to know if anyone ever measured…after an anal scene how big is that GAPE?”

Wankus also showed love on the P.A. to sexy Digital Playground girl, Jesse Jane, “although your company hates me, I think you’re a sweetheart and truly adorable.” [Jane echoed the thoughts back to Wankus when he had a private conversation with her off the mic later in the evening]

Dave Pounder, L.T. and scattered others including Shay Sights were left to wait in the longer then usual line, since their names weren’t on the Guest List. L.T. expressed his frustrations to Wankus, “yo man, after all the times I came and put on good shows at KSEX, show me some love.”

Wankus explained, as he always does, “the guest list is set previous to arriving at the club. If you want to be on it, call me, e-mail me…sumpin’ and tell me to put you on it. Once the night begins, this is their club, I have no say in who comes in and out.”

Club owner Seymour Satin announced his new policy for the guest list, “starting next week, we’re going to honor all names on the VIP list until 11:00pm. After that, everyone’s on their own.”

Many people knowing their on the list take their time arriving for the fun, leaving a lot of regular customers on line out front for hours at a time. “This will cut down on a lot of aggravation,” Satin said, “and it’s only fair to those who want to enjoy the club.”

Looking around the room and at the crowd in the outdoor smoking sextion, attendees included:

Angie [Local girl-wannabe porn star], AriaXXX, Aurora Snow, Brad Armstrong [without Mom this time], Chef Jeff, Cytherea + DB, Daisy, Dave Pounder, Dean Sussman from Sineplex, Don Hollywood + Brooke Hunter, Gene Ross, Gia Jordan, Harry Weiss, Jay Ashley, Jesse Jane + friends, Julie Meadows, Keri Windsor, Kiki Daire’, Konnie of DVSX, Kurt Lockwood, L.T., Layla Jade and Bill, Lisa Sparxxx, Loni Kahlua, Sammie Sparks and Norm, Sean Michaels, Seidman’s New Newcummer, Krista or something like that, Shay Sights, Steve Banan, Steve Seidman, Stormy + Pat Myne, Sun [Aria and Konnie’s Assistant], The Quiche’ Lady, Tim Case & Felicia Fox, Tod Hunter, Valerie [Aria’s Assistant], Vandalia, Wankus and scattered others.

As you can see, the girl to guy ratio once again favored the girls.

Sardos, in cooperation with KSEX and AriaXXX, held a fundraiser last night for the victims of the California wildfires. Boxes were placed all around the club and all proceeds are going to be sent to the Red Cross.

 

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