Porn Valley- On his Wednesday night show Wankus had been promising his listeners a visit from Gold Star girls Claire Dames, Kylee Reese and Rose Ryder. When the women didn't appear they were going to show, Wankusm at the top of the second hour of the show called Joel Lawrence on the air, thinking Lawrence would ride herd.

However, Wankus was given a reply that Lawrence was in a meeting.

Here's how Wankus details the facts leading up to the KSEX fiasco in a post:

"Powder confirmed the 3 guests about 3pm & they were driving together to be @ KSEX by 7pm.

At 7:15 pm, Powder double checked their arrival & was told that they were running late, traffic, etc.

At 7:45, he tried to reach them, they texted him & said, "Pulled over."

It was too classic "my grandma died" porn star excuse so I told him to text 'em back & tell them to take a camera phone pic of the cop car as proof.

No response.

At about 8:15, I texted them & said,"its cool if U can't make it but we're promoting U as still coming & ur fans are anticipating ur arrival so call & tell us u can't make it or hurry please.

No response.

Around midnight, Powder rec'd that photo of what's her face getting handcuffed.

Here's why I think that photo was bullshit:

First of all, its not that dark at 7:45 @ night.

2 - A cop aint gonna let anyone take a close up picture like that. Even if they snuck it, their suspicious & strange body language while trying to sneak a pic will get them caught...or even shot.

3 - Cops don't handcuff people in a "Camera Out" position & leave their criminal in such a loose, easily escapable position.

4 - I asked for a pic of the police car...where is it?

5 - We can't even see if the dude has a uniform on...as far as we know Jack Lawrence is moonlighting for Estragen.

Finally...she never said WHERE this was. Its public record. If she tells us where, we can check & if she aint lyin we'll wish her well in her legal woes.

In closing, we love Gold Star Modelling @ KSEX and think the world of Joel & Co. Its not their fault. Just a few hussies that possibly felt the Jager was more fun then The Wanker. They were wrong.