Gauge meet Cytherea. Cytherea meet Gauge. Remember, you ladies both work at KSEX and you’ve both met one another on various occasions. Sober or otherwise. Anyway, Gauge walks up to Van Damage and yours truly asking who the brunette at an adjacent table was. She’s told Cytherea. Gauge wanted to know because she said “the brunette” wouldn’t let her sit at her “reserved” table. And Van would know because he got a similar Cytherean heave-ho moments earlier.

Not that Van hasn’t been used to those recently. A certain magazine supposedly encouraged an interview between Van and Sin City to talk about directing for the Mayhem line. The upshoot of it was that Van was told he was too “clean-cut” to shoot for Mayhem. Van said the icing on the cake was when later that afternoon it was announced on the Internet that Jay Ashley got the job.

Angie, the Sardos civilian who wants to be a porn star, was all over Van telling him that she could fuck him ’til the cows came home. Van replied by telling her he wouldn’t fuck her for Sin City.

Proving that good manners aren’t dead in the porn business, Chris Slayer and Pason stopped by and extended thanks for a recent story on adultfyi.com which plugged their website

I hear that Flashman really got the goat of Evan Stone by persisting to talk to Jessica Drake about turning tricks for him.

Dressed to impress, Kevin Rubio asked me if I liked the shirt he was wearing last night to Sardos. I believe I made some comment last week that Rubio was wearing something out of the Tony Soprano gift catalogue.

I’m told another story about how Taylor Rain doesn’t generally attend to the functions necessary to do anal scenes. That one time she was on a set eating burritos, then took it in the ass with all the results you might expect.

Stormy and Pat Myne showed up and Wankus regretted the one night he wasn’t there, voicing a sincere desire to have a chat with her over recent issues.

Taking the concept of third generation directing to the next level, I’m also told now that Kimberly Wilson, the former Mrs. Paul Fishbein is ‘directing,’ that she’s farming out the work to subcontractors who are in turn subcontracting to other subcontractors.

So I hear Summer Sweet won’t do anal another pornster is telling me. “She must be listening to Felicia Fox and Vandalia.”

The Entertainment Tonight crew which was going to do a feature on porn star karaoke didn’t come in as scheduled because the Michael Jackson story pre-empted it.

Former blonde Pamela Anderson of SMP is now sporting darker tresses.

I told Jimmy D he writes about as good as he parks. Earlier, Jimmy pulled into the parking lot with his truck and almost took out a BMW to his left and a van to his right As he eased precariously into his spot, it was like watching a fat lady go through the Panama Canal.

Kurt Lockwood casually reminded me that he was outta there after his customary one song at the mike.