Porn Valley- Wankus announced on his KSEX show Monday night that he had a scoop, i.e., a story. "No one has this I'm sure of this," laughed Wankus. "If you're a Canadian fan or if you're in the Canadian area, there's a new thing going on where they're not allowing feature dancers from the states to go into certain Canadian cities to dance without a certain stipulation. They're trying to curb the adult presence in Canada from the states. It's almost like George Bush is president of Canada, too."
Wankus did say that some of the information he was relaying was coming from a friend.
"What they're saying is that you have to advertise in a local newspaper for four weeks," Wankus continued. "This club is looking for feature dancers from Canada, hot girls can do this party, right? And when you don't get a response you're then allowed to extend your hand to America for feature dancers."
According to Wankus, the strategy seems bent on keeping feature dancing in Canada and exclusively Canadian. "I've only heard this from a friend so I might be off in the ruling," Wankus said. "This is a friend's story to me. But let's just say this is accurate."
Pardoning alcohol for a certain lack of detail, Wankus thought it involved a certain club in Toronto. "This certain club in Toronto proved that they did four weeks of looking for Canadian porn talent and couldn't find it. So they hired Haven and Ashton Moore to come into Canada to dance at their club." According to Wankus, Haven and Ashton Moore arrived the other day in Canada, Wankus noting that Haven has flaked several times on KSEX.
"Ashton is 100% pure jewel," Wankus observed. "She is a girl who doesn't do drugs. She has a head on her shoulders. She's a business woman. She's a married woman. She's got a kid. She's like part of the PTA in her own hometown. This girl has got it together. Haven, on the other hand, is a well know star but she's always problems." Continuing his story, Wankus said Moore and Haven went to Canada. "They land and are ready to go to work at this club. They go through customs and every little detail of customs. And it's a pain in the ass sometimes and they're still trying to hide the fact that they're dancers saying that they're there on personal business. They don't want to deal with the bullshit."
As Moore and Haven were to cross the border, the drug-sniffing dogs closed in. "There was cocaine residue all over her [Haven's] bags," Wankus reported. "Just residue which is why they're not all in jail right now. But enough to make them [customs] say let's go into the back room here and have a little searchie poo-poo-poo. The gloves come out. The whole thing. I know they had the private search, the whole thing." From what he was told, said Wankus, the immigration officer told the women if you tell me why you're here, truthfully, we won't put you in jail. "If you don't you're going to jail."
The story as reported is that Moore and Haven told the truth, that they were in Canada to dance. They were then issued a plane ticket on the next ride home to the states. "They sent them home," Wankus reported. "They didn't allow them into the country. Now this club for the weekend is fucked because they have no feature dancers."
Wankus said Moore was the innocent party in this whole scenario. "She had to suffer because of Haven. I have absolutely no love for that bitch [Haven]," said Wankus "I spoke to someone in the Ashton Moore camp and they said, man, that really sucks. That's money Ashton was counting on for a vacation with her family." Wankus went on to say you get what you deserve when you pal around with people you know who are trouble.
"And Haven is trouble. Always has been. Always will be."
