Porn Valley- Kira Croft is in Rob Spallone's office earlier in the day to pick up some photos. So she's saying. Croft is supposed to be back around 1pm to shoot a new Internet series in Spallone's office for Hustler- HustlersBeaverHunt.com. Except now it's 1:30 and Croft is calling Spallone from the Hustler building on the other side of the hill.
In the space of minutes, Croft has apparently acquired a manager- Black Leo, who all of a sudden became a manager the day before, according to Spallone. Croft, evidently in a change of heart and probably on advice from Black Leo, now wants more money. So Spallone's basically saying the hell with her.
"Leo's negotiating?" asks Spallone. "We don't play the pimp game."
Instead, Spallone's got another girl ready to go in front of the camera. Her name's Eden [pictured right] and she just happened to walk into the office a little earlier. This new series is about fresh faces in the business so Eden qualifies. If this series is about loony life stories and the people who live them, Eden, who's got blond hair down to her ass and killer legs, more than qualifies.
This new series calls for Spallone to interview girls who will later do a sex scene. Eden's accompanied by her stepmother Trinity. Ears perk rabidly at the mention of stepmother. Eden's telling the story of how Trinity encouraged her to start escorting. But Eden, who has a degree in culinary arts, swears she wasn't giving it up to guys, that guys were more than willing to fork over money merely for the sake of her company. Eden even claims one guy paid her $2300 just so they could argue.
"You don't have to have sex with people," Eden swears. "They'll be just as pleased." Eden insists that all guys want is attention. Yeah, I can picture all those collective grins at two in the morning.
I'm not buying any of this, of course, but this is the story Trinity and Eden are selling. But much of what Eden is saying is apparently moot, now, because Trinity states that Eden, at some juncture, "crossed the line"- which I suppose is hooker jargon for having sex.
Meanwhile, Trinity who got her start in softcore and oil wrestling, is on the outs with Eden's father because Trinity caught him cheating with her best friend. And Trinity, in probably some kind of revenge motif for being cheated on, invested $85,000 with an escort pimp on Doheny who took her for every dime. Now Trinity's busted. And Eden, who's paying off some loan, is right behind her in the cash flow department.
Then Trinity's got more drama about how she parked her truck near some porn party a few days ago and had it stolen. The truck was found trashed.
As Trinity's telling her story, another new girl - Kelly Caramel - is asking where the bathroom is- she needs to pee in the worst way. Caramel has done maybe five scenes so far and Hustler's Drew Rosenfeld, who's sitting in on this first session, says that makes her new enough. According to Rosenfeld, the site's going to launch once they have ten of these scenes up and ready and then add new scenes every week.
Spallone's explaining how he quit smoking the night before and is on a 10-day system-purifying program. He's swigging something out of a bottle that looks like a urine specimen but it's supposed to be lemon juice and cayenne pepper and a few other ingredients. He winces.
"Uggggggggggggggggggggggggh!" Spallone goes. "Would you like some piss-lemonade?" Spallone's also explaining how he has to drink salt water and stay near a toilet. Leah, Spallone's girlfriend, claims he's already cheated on the program.
"You're on crack," Spallone informs her.
Trinity, having done this program herself, assures him he'll feel really good after four days. During this regimen Spallone's not allowed to eat, so the bets are on.
"Oh, I'm doing it," he claims. "I've got my mind made up."
Trinity, evidently, also knows a few more things about Spallone's "dinosaur" than Spallone does.
"They like to shit in water," she tells Spallone which is exactly what you want to say to someone who's drinking what appears to be waste treatment residue.
Eden's next saying that she took some pictures for Gold Star Modeling but wonders why they're not up yet on the site.
"You're smarter than the average girl," Spallone informs her. "If I was you, I'd ask him what he's stalling about."
Before any of the drama occurs with Kira Croft, Spallone's telling Eden she would have been perfect for the shoot which she's now doing.
Through a mutual friend, Eden also talks about how she got introduced to Jennifer James.
"She's hooking me up with the right projects," Eden tells Spallone.
"She don't do that big of features," Spallone informs her. He also delivers another bon mot for Eden's consumption.
"You're not going to be a star," Spallone adds. "Those days are over. You will not be a star, and stay away from guys in the business- they will fuck you up. Parties, same thing. You don't need to go to 'em to get your face out there." Spallone explains why that is, noting that producers are never seen at parties, anyway.
Trinity's explaining how she and Eden have an idea to create their own party. They want to start a company combining sex and food.
"Very private parties," Eden smiles, with the emphasis on "very."
