Jason Sechrest of www.jasoncurious.com notes that it’s REEEEALLY strange how Alana Evans and he BOTH wrecked their cars at EXACTLY the same time on Friday afternoon. “So freaking weird,” said Sechrest. ” Both of them were not our faults and both of them we’re “paying” for in one way or another. I’ve considered Alana one of my closest friends in the biz for the past year and a half. Now I know we’re really soul mates!”

>Apparently carrying the weight of a vodka bottle on his shoulders, Max Hardcore made one of his patented acceptance speeches at the Barcelona Awards Show. Max allegedly told the crowd on behalf of America to go fuck itself. Then some enraged Spaniard supposedly followed him into the men’s room and attempted to flush Max’s award down the toilet.

>We’re hearing that Jill Kelly lookalike Kimberly Kane, formerly Kimber, is leaving the Derrick King camp to join Joey Serio’s agency. There may be some drama attached to this, we hear.

>Boston is still abuzz about a visit paid by Kylie Ireland when she walked topless on to a sports show broadcast on WEEI.