Porn Valley- Besides supplying a month's worth of gossip in the first hour, Tyler Faith on KSEX's The Wanker Show Friday night, talked about a Penthouse shoot she just did.
"It was really weird because it was a foot fetish movie," said Faith. "Thank God they let me leave the fuckin' nylons on till the end." Faith mentioned that Brett Bereny took the pix.
"He's the best photographer out there hands down," she declared. Faith apparently remarked to Bereny, "Brett, I've been a fuckin' dancer forever and they pick me to shoot a fuckin' foot fetish movie? He's like, well, they wanted someone with a name. I'm, like, dude, my feet are busted. I didn't want to say anything because they are."
"I don't know what their reasoning was," she continued. "Maybe they thought I had nice feet, I don't know." Faith said she felt like she was on a JKP set.
"Everybody was there- from the makeup artist to the talent to the crew- it was all JKP people," she said. "It was really awesome." Faith also said that people are getting the impression that she's only shooting with girls nowadays which isn't the case. Nonetheless, Faith said she felt comfortable shooting for Penthouse because they're using a lot of JKP people.
"It was the same camera guys- it was awesome," she said.
"Hopefully it's not the same shitty editors," Wankus added
Faith also felt that of the first couple of movies they shot, Penthouse didn't have that many cute girls.
"I don't think they had anybody that anyone knew- they were young, new girls," she said. Wankus took that to mean girls who were slightly attractive.
"They represent the new breed in porn, fugly," he laughed. That being said, Wankus wondered what fans were jerking off to nowadays.
"These girls- some of them who come on this show, like, what the fuck!"
Faith was wondering, "Who tells these bitches they should take their clothes off and get paid for it?" As an example, Faith saw a girl at the shoot whose skin was so bad that Faith thought she had the Grand Canyon in her face.
"The holes in her face were so deep, it took spackles to fill them up," she said.
"How was her ass?" Wankus asked.
"Flat as a board," Faith replied. "It was flat as a fuckin' board." Wankus felt if they're going to let these nasty chicks in they might as well put them in amateur lines and get bury them in a niche' they're better represented in.
"But the fans accept them now," he pointed out. Faith was inclined to say this is what fans are used to seeing.
"If they put it in front of you, you're going to take it after awhile. Except for the ones who have brains and search out for the pretty girls."
Wankus said there was a girl on one of the agency sites with butt implants, though he didn't mention any names.
"That's stupid," said Faith, looking at a picture he showed her. "Like when she bends over it stays like that. That's the funny thing. I've seen a girl dancing with those. And you know how when you bend over, your ass comes down to a point? It's like pancakes." Besides, said Wankus, the girl has a very skinny body.
"Why would you do that to yourself?"
"There are things you can fix about yourself," Faith continued. "If your skin is bad, if your teeth are bad- you can't fix crooked eyes, obviously. You can't fix your personality if you're a moron. You'll probably stay a moron. But if your teeth are fucked up, the first thing you do when you do a scene is go to the dentist. Or their skin is bad, dermabrasion it off."
Wankus also pointed out that Faith's website, www.tylerfaith.com was put together very well by Lisa Sparxxx and her man and that Sparxxx would often come over to the house and work on the site.
"Long story short they've been trying to get together for the last couple of weeks to get things coordinated," said Wankus, noting that Sparxxx, out of the blue, sent Faith an email that said she was moving back to Kentucky. Sparxxx apparently got tired of the high rent and super expensive houses but said that they would be back in LA once in awhile.
"They just fuckin left!" Faith exclaimed. Wankus said he didn't even know that Sparxxx was from Kentucky to begin with.
"Where the fuck did this come from?" he laughed. "Gauge went back to Arkansas but she gave us three months' notice. But we were talking to her [Sparxxx] like she was coming over for dinner. This is weird." Wankus imagined there must be a warrant to explain the behavior or something like that.
"There's something more to that." Wankus also thought it was cute in the way Sparxxx would look up to Faith.
"We're talking about Lisa Sparxxx- one of the nastiest girls in porn- we had friends over one night, she stops by," Wankus continued, noting that Sparxxx was telling people there that she has given up doing gangbangs, that she was going to work for Faith.
"Yesterday you had 47 black penises in your ass, all of a sudden, you're friends with Tyler now- you're going to stop." Wankus told Faith she must inspire people somehow to stop doing overly nasty things. Faith said she couldn't imagine Sparxxx doing that stuff because her face is "so innocent."
Because Wankus had just written an article on the subject, Faith and Wankus then got on a conversation about condoms and not using them.
"If somebody wanted to use a condom I got nervous," said Faith. "Because I thought they might have something- why do you want to use a condom? Do you think you have something? If somebody wanted to use it, I got weird." Faith said when they illegalize abortions, she's going to perform them in a back room.
"With a shop vac," she said. "And my hairdresser's going to do extensions in the front room while you're in recovery. I think that's such a great deal. You'll feel good about yourself after you leave. Don't we have a good business going?"
Wankus pointed out that Faith doesn't like kids but that most people who get abortions are emotionally fucked for a long time.
"It's not a kid- it's an egg," Faith argued. "A kid is when it comes out of you." Faith remembered one time when she got an abortion, they made her watch a movie right before it.
"There were two or three other girls in there- and the girl is crying- I'm, like, what the fuck are you crying about? She was, like, I don't know if this is the right decision. I'm, like, if you had to think about it, it's the right decision. If you have one doubt in your mind, it's the right decision. Relax. She was bawling. Jesus."
Wankus then rattled her cage about having a multitude of abortions.
"I only had three," she said. "And you know what? Only one of the times it was an accident. The two other times were boyfriends trying to get me pregnant."
When the conversation went to things that can go wrong on set, Wankus told a story about how Mika Tan was dripping out of her ass during a Team Tyler shoot. "It happens, no big deal, part of the job". Jack Lawrence who was working with Tan in the scene stopped her from cleaning it up and insisted that he'd get it.
"And he goes up to her and licks the shit up." Faith said Lawrence is a strange person but very nice and that she had seen Lawrence the other day on a set.
"But I actually feel bad for him- he's going through some bullshit," she said. "Maybe I have the story wrong- is his mother a lesbian? So she brought him up in a lesbian home."
"And supposedly taught him how to eat pussy," Wankus added.
"That's what he told me," said Faith who was on a reality shoot the other day and had a conversation with a woman who never had an orgasm until Lawrence gave her one.
"I asked her what is your point of living if you never could have an orgasm until recently?"
Wankus then got Lawrence on the phone. Lawrence said the girl's name is Ginger and that she's 33. Wankus noted that it was orally because Lawrence has the oral skills. Mentioning that Nacho Vidal learned to eat pussy from his sisters, Wankus thought Lawrence's story was similar.
Lawrence said it was with his stepmom.
"I was 24 and my wife just died of cancer," Lawrence related, saying that his father, seeing he was still depressed after a couple of months had Lawrence's step mom give him a blowjob.
"She was wife number five of seven," Lawrence added. "I was asleep- I thought I was dreaming- I suddenly looked up and I said does my dad know that you're here? She said he sent me in here to cheer you up. Twenty minutes later I fucked her in the ass." Lawrence said she was maybe 40 at the time.
