If the porn industry had Joe Pesci from Goodfellas instead of James Lee debating Michael Weinstein on Measure B, we wouldn’t be sweating the idea of condoms:

“What’s so fuckin’ funny about rubbers? Let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, Michael, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but rubbers are funny how, do they fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How are they funny? How the fuck are they funny, what the fuck is so funny about them? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!”

Yeah, I could have seen where that debate would have led. But, unfortunately Mr. Lee didn’t fuckin’ get it. So here’s a party list of songs from mob movie soundtracks, motherfucker, to get you in the fuckin’ mood when the fuckin’ condom police come knockin’ at your fuckin’ door. Toughen up because Lee didn’t.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZBSGaWrEn4

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fdRHWrjrLc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHwrdocCwdY

www.youtube.com/watch?v=joqjBAJx4ZA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSa_IhgH4s