Porn Valley- Being on all the adult sets I’ve been on, I’ve seen more cops than the Capone mob. There was the time, years ago, that Extreme Associates was doing a shoot at the Tuxford house with Rod Fontana in drill sergeant’s gear and six naked girls standing at attention. Including helicopters, it seems like the LAPD brought out the 82nd Airborne for that one and, with taxpayers’ dollars at work, raided the tennis court that Fontana was holding parade ground exercises on.

Then last year Skeeter was visited by the LAPD acting on a call that he was shooting underage girls. The cops took a look at Nicki Hunter, who was getting fucked in the ass at the moment by two black guys, and decided they were in the wrong house.

Today, Rob Spallone got visited by three cops dressed in jeans, baseball caps and T-shirts. They looked like the pornographers, and Spallone, wearing a porkpie hat and casual attire, politely fielded their questions and mentioned the fact that he was going to be on the Jerry Springer show. But dropping Springer’s name apparently didn’t cut it and Spallone -evidently ratted on by a neighbor -was issued a ticket. The cops also said something about a permit.

“I dealt with the situation,” said Spallone, casually.