Porn Valley- Wednesday morning I spoke to Chico Wang who told me that all charges have been dropped against him stemming from a domestic dispute between him and Haley Paige.

Chico had asked that some of our conversation be kept off record but from what he tells me it was another he said, she said and the cops took him in on an OJ complaint. Then when the police began matching up stories and certain things didn’t add up, he was let go as “a DJ reject.”

He also tells me he spent several days in a jail cell with a Salvadoran murderer. Then I suggest we go out and get hammered.

“I’m never drinking again,” he says. “I made a pact with God while kicking back looking at the Salvadoran’s ass.” Today Chico’s kicking back with Jasmine Tame, he tells me.

Chico notes that this recent situation with Paige came just as they were about to get married, which would have been on July 11.

“Things went haywire,” he said. “If you were in my situation, about to be married, and found out certain information about your girlfriend, I don’t think you’d be very happy, either. I don’t want to talk to her ever again, but I have her cat. I just want to figure out how to get it to her.”