Let's face it, porn parties in real life are not nearly as exciting as they are in the movies or as all of your mainstream friends think they'd be.
There's no one drinking beer out of a girls asshole or giant cum eating contests going on in plain view for everyone to see. Usually, they are just full of a few self-important douchebags standing around try to look cool and a few boring hired-whores there to hand out DVDs. Basically, they suck ass.
But finally, things are about to change. As anyone inside the adult industry knows, Porno Dan throws the best and most outrageous parties in the entire business. Degenerates and drunken maniacs everywhere wait with eager anticipation to receive announcements of time and place of his next raucous bash.
Well, friends, it's time to rejoice! Porno Dan has just announced that tonight Thursday January 22nd, he will be hosting a huge bash at Blue Moon Nights located at 4712 Lankershim Boulevard in North Hollywood. The doors open and red carpet begins at 9pm, with the fun running until 3am.
Veteran smut director Jim Powers' punk ensemble Killroy has been tapped to provide the musical entertainment for the evening that is sure to be the talk of the industry for years to come. Visit KillroyPunk.com for more information on the band.
"I'm going to kick the show off by getting blown on stage and draining my balls all over some whores face," laughs Porno Dan. "This is a private club so we welcome everyone to have sex on stage, in the bathroom, wherever the hell you want while the bands plays and we all get wasted. And there's no cover charge!"
Numerous celebrities have been invited to appear including D.L. Hughley, Scott Baio, Asian comedienne Margaret Cho, and West Wing creator Aaaron Sorkin.
Girls must be over 18 to be admitted, men and bukkake boys must be over 21.
