NY- Howard had the porn star, Justine Joli, and Penthouse Pet, Heather Vandeven, back into the studio on April 12.
After Howard told the girls he appreciated how open they were about their sexuality, Heather mentioned that she and Justine were lovers, even though
they were too tired last night to have sex in their hotel room. Howard then asked the women if they’d play a game in which they’d each ask a
question, and if someone in the studio got the right answer, the girls would have to do “whatever” the person who answered the
question wanted.
The girls agreed, as long as they’d get plugs for every question no one
was able to answer, which Howard agreed to. Following two questions – one about wormholes and the other about yoga breathing that no one answered correctly – Justine and Heather volunteered to get on the couch and demonstrate how they slept next to each other in their bed last night.
Richard came into the studio and asked if Justine and Heather would let him smell their “butt holes” if he was able to answer one of their questions, and they both said he could. Richard was then asked what a Cleveland Steamer was, and he explained it was when someone defecated on a glass table, and even added a Boston Steamer was when someone defecated on another person’s chest. Given this answer, Richard was able to sniff the girls’ real ends, and he reported Joli’s smelled “fruity” and that Heather’s smelled “great.”
Artie asked if he could play the same game with the girls, and Howard asked, if Artie won, if he could lay on the couch beside them and “rub up against them.” However, after some negotiation, the girls instead wanted to sit on Artie’s knees and tell him their “dirty secrets” if he answered their question correctly, and proceeded to ask one about the army. Artie
replied, though, that he had no idea what the answer was, and had them ask a drug-related question as an alternative.
After Artie got the right answer, he said he wanted to be on the couch beside the girls as opposed to having them sit on his lap, which they both agreed to do. As Artie started coughing while on the couch and telling Heather she was “the hottest girl” he’d ever seen, she sat on his face until she reported Artie started “licking” her.
Artie then said he was so turned on that he “couldn’t stand up” and asked Heather if she’d “hang” with him later in the day, a request she turned down.
The girls went on to ride the Sybian together while touching each other, and they both were brought to orgasm. As they got off the machine to a round of applause, Justine explained she was “a little spinny” while Heather noted she “totally came” on it.
Following a break, Artie announced the girls’ manager, Leah, approached him after the segment and asked him on a date. Artie then revealed the two agreed to talk later in the day, and Leah came into the studio to remind Artie she had expressed an interest in him during the girls’ first appearance on the show last year, but that he couldn’t act on it because he was involved with Dana at the time. Leah went on to say she liked Artie because she was attracted to “bigger men” with “curly hair.”
Leah proceeded to claim she was “a sex addict” who loved performing oral sex on men, even though she added she hadn’t had sex in more than a year. Artie then told Leah that he’d lied to her during their conversation in the hallway when he said he had a comedy gig in Philadelphia tonight, and that he actually had a date lined up with his female friend in the city. Artie then admitted he didn’t know why Leah wanted to date him given how attractive she was, but Robin insisted he not sabotage the relationship before it started.
