Glendale, CA – On Tuesday of next week, Kick Ass Pictures will release its ground-breaking title, 100% Organic She-Males. It is the first she-male movie in history to be completely silicone and condom free.
“She-male fans are sick of seeing these Frankenstein monsters with hard, fake tits,” Kick Ass president Mark Kulkis stated. “Um, not that I’m an expert on she-males by any means,” he clarified.
“And just like any other porn fans,” Kulkis continued, “she-male aficionados hate seeing condoms. It takes away from the stroke value. Of course you have to use condoms when you’re with a she-male in real life. I mean, I assume you would, I wouldn’t really know,” he added hastily.
“But movies are not real life, they’re fantasy. And there’s no reason to ruin a perfectly good she-male fantasy by having latex get in the way of a good, hard, anal penetration that you can practically feel.”
Director Manuel Suave shot the movie in Brazil, long known as the Mecca for she-males. It took a combination of skill, perseverance and lots of bribes to carry off the unprecedented feat of an all-natural, bareback she-male movie.
“These girls are beautiful,” Suave remarked. “They have pretty faces, bubble butts, perky natural tits and hard cocks that you’ll wish you could suck. Um, that is, if you’re into that sort of thing.”
Lusting after she-males may or may not be gay. But for once it is an all-natural pastime, just the way Mother Nature intended. 100% Organic She-Males is the first tranny move you can be proud to purchase. (Though it’s recommended you wear a hat and dark glasses when you do so.)
Kick Ass Pictures is headquartered in Glendale, California and is the only porn company in the world to guarantee all natural breasts, no condoms, and all-naked sex. Their web site is www.kickass.com and their toll-free order line is: 800-765-1220.
