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Kid Vegas: I’m Coming Back

Apparently catching wind that one of his former nemeses Mad Jack was in the area last week selling meat, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33905 Kid Vegas leaves me this verbally disciplined message:

“There’s a little rumor going around that Mad Jack is doing an MPP which means basically he’s a meat packing pimp handler now. Mad Jack’s been going to porn companies lately in his ice cream truck selling steaks and sausage. I got eye witnesses that can attest to this. I figure since his prison term he’s really got his finger on a profession he likes, slinging long chunks of hard meat. It’s all good for him, I think. Since Las Vegas has rejected him, he should continue touring the streets of Porn Valley, hopefully off the tweak he so loved to smoke.

“I personally don’t buy my steaks or meats from wandering nomads in ice cream trucks. I wish him luck and the best in his adventures. He should really consider doing a movie- gather up some more tweak and tweakers and tatted skanks that he used to bring from Las Vegas. I think he should call his movie Meat Packers. Mad Jackass, three’s a charm, he’s trying to get his foot back in. He tried selling everybody’s company a steak, right? Peace, Vegas. Fuck you, Jimmy D. I’m coming back.”

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