Porn Valley- After having tons of its peejays on Howard Stern with nary a promo peep on behalf of KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, the Internet radio show finally got a blip today on the love radar screen when an obvious KSEX listener called Stern to mention the fact that Tera Patrick has a show on the station and will be heard tonight. But Stern with his usual penchant for mockery flipped it off.

Stern was on a toot about Patrick's appearance on his show yesterday talking about how he'd marry Patrick. Stern first read some gushy promo about Tera Tera Tera which called it a "scorching hot docu-porn- the scenes she couldn't perform, the fantasies she couldn't act out- the lust that couldn't be revealed, now it can, now it will." The promo must have been referencing Patrick's days at Digital.

Stern thought Patrick looked great but in the same breath mentioned how porno chicks scare him. "I'm always thinking they got some disease." Robin Quivers said the Primetime special on ABC clued her into diseases she never heard of before.

Stern, however, said he'd be afraid to do oral on Patrick. "I could have sex with her with a rubber on- I think. I'm not even sure I can do that. " When it was suggested that Patrick could give Stern oral, Stern said he was afraid of that, too. "Guys always think there's no downside to that. There is. Hands? No problem."

Artie said with a few drinks in him there's no broad alive that he wouldn't accept oral from. "What am I going to stop her?" Stern said he's stopped someone from doing that. "And this chick was a librarian." Stern admitted he's a germ freak. But fear of germs didn't hinder Stern from also making the comment that he'd kill Jenna Jameson and fuck Savannah Sampson because Savannah has often given him the green light. "I've never gotten the vibe that Jenna Jameson really wants me," Stern said, noting that it's been entirely different with Savannah.

"Many a time she said she'd do me," Stern said. "Before she was married she used to give me her phone number and everything. But I was married at the time and was caught up in a Broadway production called The Faithful Husband."

At that point the listener called in to tell Stern he could catch Patrick tonight on KSEX. "I don't want to see her on radio, I want to see her on my E-show," Stern replied.

"I don't know if you get channel 428," whispered Artie in an FM voice. "You go to Channel 428, then you put the antenna towards the Chrysler building...you'll see Tera Patrick's left boob." Artie said if he'd have his druthers he'd marry Jameson. "Supposedly she's got like $30 mil." Stern thought it was more like $10 mil. "I wasn't thinking of the money, I was thinking of love."

Another caller-in said that Stern had to send his girlfriend out to the supermarket so that he could watch Tera Tera Tera. Stern thought that Patrick looked like "that chick on Smallville."

The caller-in raved about Patrick noting that she was like the girl-next-door. Stern said it looks like Patrick lives next door to an Asian family. "She looks Asian. She's kind of exotic, quite frankly."

Artie said the first time he saw Patrick in a porn was in Chicago. "I checked into a hotel and got some porn. It was her. Pre-boob job and she was getting interviewed about where she went to college. She's palying like a college girl. This guy interviewing her just starts doing her in a back yard. The editing was bad but I remembered it. It was like five years ago. You remember her. Where did you go to college? Oh, I went to the University of Miami and all of a sudden he's banging her."

Stern commented that you'd never see Mike Wallice doing that on 60 Minutes.