Porn Valley- Kurt Lockwood gets a “nooner.” With Playboy that is. www.kurtlockwood.com/journal/index.php

Lockwood has just been offered a talk show called “Nooners.” The show will air live twice a week, Wed. 10:30a.m. to11:30a.m., and Thurs. 9;00 a.m. -10:00 a.m. PST on the PLAYBOY network. According to Lockwood, there’s a female co-host yet to be announced. Gauge’s name has been thrown out there as well as Cytherea and Belladonna’s. But Gauge, who is free of her Metro contract, may have the inside edge from what we hear.

Lockwood said his profile in the British magazine, The Face, didn’t hurt as far as giving him some exposure. Lockwood also credits director Bud Lee for putting in a good word for him. Lockwood’s show starts April 7.