Kurt Lockwood posts: I am, unfortunately, forced to give up my beloved black Labrador, "Rudy." Rudy is a ten year old Lab mix. He loves attention, he loves people, he loves other dogs, he loves cats, kids, everything. He has all of his shots current. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

I rescued him but he really needs a yard and somebody who is home more than I am to take good care of him, or at least have another dog at home for him to play with during the day. It really breaks my heart to have to give him up, but it's not fair to him to be in a Hollywood Hills condo when he should be out running and playing.

I, of course, am in the L.A. area but I am willing to drive him to wherever (within reason). If you would like to adopt Rudy please respond to this e-mail and I can send you some pix.

I will be eternally grateful to whomever gives Rudy a great home.
Thanks, Kurt Lockwood

> Willie D reponds on www.xxxporntalk.com: I have a soft spot for Labrador Retrievers, and for Kurt to issue some douchebag press release that he is offering his dog to the best available home? To what will you stipulate Skurt? That you were an unfit owner? Too little land to exercise the dog. Too many drugs around?

How the fuck does he know what is the best home for a dog, he is abandoning it. I'd love to take in this precious animal, but Skurt is probably too high on meth to even figure how to get to I-10 and head east towards the California/Arizona border, I'd happily intercept his ass at the state line.

> Chuck Spears writes: I cant wait for kurt to come on with "I AM TOO BUSY HAVING SEX WITH OVER 1100 WOMEN AND BEING A FOUR TIME AVN NOMINEE TO CARE FOR MY DOG!!!!"

What's wrong, Kurt? Is being a loving, responsible dog owner too hard now that Samantha Ryan split?