Porn Valley- Lisa Ann from LA Direct Models made a return visit to KSEX this past Friday and right away went into the one-liners. Eyeing the studio's yellow couch, Lisa Ann commented that Burger King must have had a clearance sale. With an additional red couch formerly in the picture, Wankus said it used to be like Ronald McDonald. Wankus also complimented Lisa Ann that she was smokin'.
"Only crack," she laughed. Wankus said that was the porn diet. Earlier in the evening Wankus mentioned that Lisa Ann got chided about her last appearance on KSEX www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=13745 because she talked more about herself than LA Direct, notwithstanding the fact that the questions were more about herself.
"It's not about you, it's about LA Direct Models," Wankus laughed. Lisa Ann agreed, noting that the L-A in the name stood for Lisa Ann.
"Do you not see that?" Lisa Ann asked, noting that she makes a point of informing Derek of that every day.
"Where does that get lost in translation?"
But for this evening, Lisa Ann said it was all about promoting The Rouge event Tuesday night. Lisa Ann also said that she and Tory Lane [who was also on the show] were happy that their inflated egos got to be featured on the club's Super Stars Night.
There has also been an award winners night and Wankus, busting Lisa Ann chop-for-chop, quickly pointed out that she hadn't been part of that. Wankus then said he'd hate to see what a Jim South night would look like at the club.
"A Jim South Male Revue Night," he mused. "It would look like a yearbook from Compton."
Lisa Ann said there was some woman featured on the site who was 48 years old, 22 years ago. "And 90 pounds overweight." Wankus mentioned that Jim Jr. brought modern times on to the site. Someone then commented that she and her friends would get wasted and would go on to the site for some laughs.
Whenever he was asked about the porn business by his mainstream fans, Wankus would direct them to the site so they could book girls. Wankus also made it clear that he had nothing against World Modeling and liked the people.
"But the site was a joke- it was very easy fodder."
Getting back to the subject of Rouge after the ADD moment, Lisa Ann thought that Rouge was a far cry from Bob's Classy Lady which it used to be. Wankus agreed that they turned it into a high class club. Asked if there was alcohol there, Wankus said when Tyler Faith danced there.
"But that was in the dressing room," he laughed. Wankus is all for them instituting a dress code and making Rouge into a classy club like the old days. When Faith was dancing there a couple of weeks ago, Wankus was told by one of the managers: "We're in the heart of it but we got rid of 'em."
Wankus asked him what do you mean, got rid of 'em?
"He's like, can't say- it's too racist. But we got rid of 'em." Wankus also mentioned that Rouge is probably the only strip club in America where the bartenders are topless.
"The one thing about Rouge is that it's not as great as it used to be when it was Bob's Classy Lady," he continued. "It used to be a sports bar in the back of Bob's Classy Lady with full alcohol so you could get drunk, go over to see the girls dance then go back and get drunk. You could go back and forth. It was the same building."
Lisa Ann then started rambling and Wankus had to remind her it was his show.
"I had you back because I felt bad that Derek got mad at you that time," he said. "So now he's going to call saying, can Lisa Ann be back on the show? Now I'm mad at her- she can't come back." Wankus said he was also mad at Tory Lane because she was being "a little fucking bitchy-girl."
The show then took a turn for ketchup and mustard when someone- maybe it was Lisa Ann- brought up the subject of mini-burgers. When it was determined that Denny's offered them, Wankus then called an order for pickup into Denny's and gave them Lisa Ann's name.
In another pitch for LA Direct, Wankus said they have the most reliable models around in the porn business and that he booked a couple of the girls for the hardcore version of the KSEX games.
Lisa Ann mentioned that there were 108 girls on the site at the moment.
"I love how they're always on time," said Wankus, at the same time wondering how many of those girls came equipped with penises.
"I'm sure Derek's got a Russian-Jewish gas chamber behind them- if you don't fucking show up I'm going to kill you." Lisa Ann said something about using tracking devices and Wankus wondered if they all had Lo-Jack in their IUD's. By this time, Wankus said he was keeping score and that Lisa Ann talked about herself 13 times, LA Direct 5 and that he was going to let Derek know about it. Wankus then tried to reach Derek both on his cell phone and at the office. No one was picking up either phone. But Derek called back within seconds and it sounded like he was in the bathroom. Wankus, assuming that Derek was in the squatting position, gave him Lisa Ann's boxscore and all Derek wanted to be sure of was if she promoted the Rouge event. Wankus assured him she was giving directions to the club from all parts of the country.
Asked if there was any other news from LA Direct, Derek said Lisa Ann was buying an Aston Martin in April. Wankus said it was going to be hard for her to make the payments when she hasn't updated her website in 10 years.
