Hollywood- Pantylessness and questionable driving skills are now a political porn star’s pride.

Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was outside Mr. Chow last night, treating porn fans and politicos alike to a Britney-like flashing, which, proclaimed Carey, “I started that like four years ago.” Let’s give crotch credit where crotch credit is due.

Then, in an apparent move to capture votes from the Nicole Richie bloc, the X-rated stateswoman jumped into her car and sped off in the the wrong direction down a one-way street.

Perhaps Mariah Carey of “The Emancipation of Mimi” does have grounds in her name-change beef with the “Boobsville Sorority Girls” star.