A LOVE STORY B-DAY – Wayne, Gene, Brian and the staff of AdultFYI.com would like to wish a very special Happy Birthday to sexy adult performer, Bridgette Kerkove. May all your anal dreams come true!
PORN ATHLETICS – In the ever consistent theme of adult performers, The Porn Stars’ Softball Team had to forfeit yesterday when enough girls didn’t show up. “Stuck on Set and Stuck in Traffic were the common excuses,” manager Wankus said. “The same excuses they use all the time.” Due to the loss, the team is now 1 and 2 in the standings.
PSKclub COVER CHARGE – Just a reminder for solo guys planning on visiting Porn Star Karaoke tomorrow night–bring some cash. Anyone attending without female companionship will be charged a $10 cover. Females are free of course. This is not a ‘get rich quick’ scheme by the club, as stated by some other adult gossip sites. This is merely a way to get the numbers of men to equal the number of women. If guys know they have to pay, they’ll bring chicks. Personally, I think the fee should be $50.00 per single male. In any event, locals, male talent and any other form of the male species will be required to pay the fee with some exceptions. Anyone in the press [valid press] will not have to pay as well as some of the solo guys who have been coming since day one. We will print a NEVER PAYS A COVER list tomorrow.