Porn Valley- There's a new test to determine blood alcohol level besides touching your nose and walking a straight line. It's saying the name Kylie Ireland, which, in the case of Missy Monroe, would have landed Monroe in the tank Monday night under ordinary circumstances.
Monroe, who attended Cytherea's birthday bash at the Key Club, appeared to be ready for brain surgery with no anesthetic as Wankus asked her about flaking a KSEX, www.ksexradio.com show which happend to be Ireland's.
"Who did you flake on?" Wankus asked, guiding Missy along.
"I flaked on, um, I don't know," said Monroe. "I was supposed to come on with Mr. Pete and let his movies get a little..."
"But you flaked," Wankus reminded her.
"Yeah, and Kyrerelie Irelahand...," Monroe slurred. Wankus asked Monroe what club she thought she was in.
"XES," Monroe replied. Male porn star Domenico who was also being interviewed said, "She's in Disneyland right now."
Wankus kept having to remind Monroe that she was at the Key Club and not XES. Asked whose party she thought she was at, Monroe commented, "The girl in my watch." Cytherea watches were given out to mark the occasion.
