From http://glosslip.com- Michael K at Dlisted, posted about a 52-year old woman from Akron who was attacked with a stiletto after trying to earn some extra cash stripping at a local club. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=34331Since Akron’s practically in my backyard, I feel qualified to comment.

Jo Ellen Nolan, the granny turned stripper, was “backstage” at Club 1245 when another stripper, who goes by the name “Beautiful” attacked Nolan, for what was apparently motivated by competition and greed. “Beautiful” (both on the inside and out, clearly) clocked Ms. Nolan on her forehead with a stiletto (this sounds like a Naomi Campbell move) and caused a gash, as well as a cut on the side of Nolan’s head. That’s some stripper rage right there.

Police are still searching for the suspect, but as MK notes, all they need to do is look for the ugliest chick in Akron — not an easy task, rest assured.

My favorite quote comes from the club owner, who said, “Ms. Nolan is NOT an employee of the club” as though she some how casts this sophisticated establishment in a bad light.

I knew someone who grew up in the area, and they had the “occasion” to check out the area strip clubs and they said that the Akron-area is notorious for having the HOMELIEST strippers, and not just that, but these chicks were a bit long in the tooth. And pregnant strippers were a common sight too. As well as overweight strippers and his favorite, strippers missing teeth. Truth is, I think he might have been a regular at club 1245.

By these standards, Ms. Nolan, is pretty damn hot.

I just single-handedly killed the strip-club scene in Akron. You’re welcome!