Porn Valley- Robert Lombard, aka Mister Lombard of Creative Image Management, www.creativeimagemgmt.com celebrates a birthday in his neighborhood today. He turns 59. A couple of weeks ago he was a guest on KSEX, www.ksexradio.com But we got so enthralled with a Van Halen story he was telling on the show that included his being jacked off by a midget that we didn’t get around to the rest of the interview.https://adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=4072

Wankus noted that Lombard is known as the Mr. Rogers of porn because of his PC approach. “But I have a few off the records in my brain that I could release right now, but I won’t,” Wankus joked. “He’s one of those granddaddy story-telling guys only with a slight bit of perversion.” Including Lombard on the show was Syren and actor Matt Wild who appears in a number of late-nite cable movies. Co-ho Michelle Lay noted that she’s had wonderful fake sex with Wild in the past. “It was great.” Lay said it brought back high school memories for her. “We were bumping and grinding, not fucking. It was like you rub up against this guy with a hard-on with your pants still on.”

Wankus said he interviewed a celebrity who claimed that a lot of the actors and actresses in mainstream scenes really do fuck, if they agree. “The feel like they’re going to have a more realisitc sex scene.” Lay said it happens most often between the porn girls and B-actor, softcore guys. Lay said one of the actors she encountered was extra frisky. “They think because you do porn it doesn’t matter if I stick my finger in your pussy…” Lay said the guy was touchy but she didn’t have a name to give.