VENICE, CA – With a head full of slogans and a body filled with desire, Lisa Ann will be in the nation’s capital for three days this week. Rather than lobbying Congress or dining with the president, she will be taking her agenda to the floor of the National Cable & Telecommunications Association convention.

“I’ll be pushing an agenda that includes signed photos, autographed DVDs and personal Polaroids,” the politically savvy superstar said. “Let the politicians worry about fixing the economy, I’ll do my job to keep the electorate happy.”

It’s only natural that the explosion of attention following her role in the Hustler spoof Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? would take her to Washington DC where she will be signing for the company. As a special treat, she will be in character during the signings (and possibly while hitting the town!). Still, despite the encouragement of some, Lisa Ann has so far rejected those who have advised her to get into politics.

“I can’t work within the constraints of a political party,” she teasingly says, “but, believe me, my, uh, ‘policies’ are most effective!”

Lisa Ann shared some of her insight Sunday night when she made her debut on Loveline with Dr. Drew and Stryker.

“It was fantastic,” she says. “Some of the calls were so cute and it’s awesome to feel like you can be in a position to have a positive effect on so many people. I had an incredible time.”

Lisa Ann, who is nominated for MILF of the Year at the upcoming XRCO Awards, will be signing April 1-3 at the NCTA convention. Here are her exact times:

Wed. April 1: 3-6 pm

Thurs. April 2: 11 am – 5 pm

Fri. April 3: 11 am – 3 pm