HOUSTON, TX – Recently, it was announced through various news sources, that a mystery performer is scheduled to be a part of the half time festivities at this Sunday’s Super Bowl.

At this time I would like to announce….and confirm…that I…ATP…that is…Alexander The Poet…heard Monday nights on The Wanker Show…on KSEXradio.com………..am NOT that mystery performer.
Despite any rumors you may have heard, I will be home Superbowl Sunday watching the fun commercials and writing new poetic ditties.

Thank you.