HOUSTON, TX - Recently, it was announced through various news sources, that a mystery performer is scheduled to be a part of the half time festivities at this Sunday's Super Bowl.
At this time I would like to announce....and confirm...that I...ATP...that is...Alexander The Poet...heard Monday nights on The Wanker Show...on KSEXradio.com...........am NOT that mystery performer.
Despite any rumors you may have heard, I will be home Superbowl Sunday watching the fun commercials and writing new poetic ditties.
Thank you.
