The shit stains on the wall, they don't bother me at all...the Statler Brothers
Porn Valley- One of Skeeter Kerkove's favorite people, ex AVN'er Acme Anderson, is no longer in the employ of Kick Ass Pictures. There have been rumors that Skeeter was going legally after Anderson who spent AVN company time in quest of hearsay dirt on Skeeter to hand over to Bridgette Kerkove. Skeeter often suspected that Anderson was getting some action from Kerkove for his efforts, and with suspicions pretty certain that Noel Bloom was riding the Kekove coital merry-go-round as well, Skeeter might be right about that.
Anderson resigned from Kick Ass right about the time that Skeeter got wind of some smear stunt Anderson was allegedly planning for AEE - which never happened, by the way, due in part to Skeeter announcing it all over the Internet. Anderson quit Kick Ass, citing the fact that the production manager's part of his job was more than he bargained for. Anderson apparently didn't like getting calls from talent late at night. Anderson, who also did the company p.r., has been replaced by a guy named Ty who used to work for Hustler.
> It was mentioned the other night on KSEX that there was a $30,000 buy out of Mary Carey's contract from Kick Ass. No one right now is confirming or denying, so I bet that figure is pretty accurate. Also, the way that Kick Ass got around the whole Carey natural tit controversy was by admitting that Carey had a boob lift at the time she was working for them which wouldn't have violated their policy regarding natural tits. Still doesn't alter the fact that Carey, who's currently sporting new teeth, botox injections and god knows what else from the factory, said in a fresh off the bus interview with AVN that she had a tit job.
> Kid Vegas has a March 7 court date. I assume no one read the Kid's statement at the AVN awards. www.adultfyi.com/read.aspx?ID=13670
> I hear a new candidate for best ass in the biz is Naomi from LA Direct. I'm told that Naomi is a porn journalist's dream and is quite funny in interviews. Ask Naomi about Wanker Wang's house, for instance. Naomi was overheard telling someone that in Wang's bath tub there's a layer of cheese, a layer of peanut butter, topped by a layer of mold. She also talked about shit stains all over the walls as well as up and down the stairs. "They're like shitting in diapers and throwing it around the house," she said. Naomi shot a scene for Wang in which she was required to beat up a guy and fuck him in the ass with her stiletto. She was supposedly told by Wang that this is what people want to see. Wang was sporting something akin to a colored Mohawk at AEE.
