Mike South, Paul Fishbein and Jimmy D have banded together to form the “I LOVE GENE ROSS” Fan Club. The decision came over dinner last week when the three agreed that Ross is not only a good friend, but is also someone they feel leads the pack in the adult biz by consistantly offering quality journalism and astute professionalism.
South told AdultFYI.com, “Gene and I always see eye to eye. Everything he prints I agree with and my loving feelings for him are so strong, I figured the least I could do was give a little back to him, for all he does for everyone.” As a welcome to the club gift, South is donating his first Las Vegas Novelties Signature Penis to Gene to place on his office desk. “I always want him to know that we his friends will have his back. Having my dick on his computer table will be a constant reminder.”
New members of the “I Love Gene Ross” Fan Club will receive a signed 8×10 photograph of South, Fishbein, Jimmy and Gene embracing in a group hug at a recent AVN convention.
AVN editor Paul Fishbein was unable to give us a comment while an assistant remarked, “Paul is choked up by this new partnership in Gene’s honor. He wanted to make a statement today but didn’t want the public to see his happy tears. Mr. Fishbein has always loved Gene and as a way of good friendship, to help the club launch, Paul has donated all the profits from last years Erotica LA to help Mr. Ross get started.”
Jimmy D was also unavailable for comment but a spokesperson from XXX Church said, “Jimmy is currently recording an interview with Larry King in regards to his Public Service work. He will begin filming a series of new PSAs next week, all of them will consist of a message that feature him saying ‘Gene was right, I am a Turncoat.’ It is expected to be a very powerful message and only a small gesture to show the love Jimmy has for Gene.
The “I Love Gene Ross” Fan Club will be a place all of those who love Gene can go to type positive messages on the boards, submit real life experiences they’ve had with Ross and interact with him. Gene plans to do a live video chat once a week dressed in outfits donated by Max Hardcore girl, Catalina.
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Yes, this was most definitely an April Fools Day Joke!
Who knows, maybe one day all these guys will settle their differences. : < )