You kill 33 guys and develop a reputation. I don't know why that is. But this Sunday Sean from www.pornlegends.com, has based his picks on a Skeeter Kerkove interview www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=25009 I had this week.
Skeeter just found out himself that his mother's brother is a hit man, and I was hoping that uncle Hans, reputedly the smartest man ever to be incarcerated, could give us a hand in a weekend that's bound to be a killer.
I'm looking at maybe seven games that could flip with the Minnesota-Philly game being a toss of Andy Reid. Denver-Green Bay is a tough nut, too, but I'm going with the fact that Brett Fav-ruh has amassed incredible stats on Monday night football including 55 TD passes. Some quarterbacks [barring perhaps Jeff Garcia] don't see that much end zone action in their entire careers.
In a game that no one gives a shit about since it's being played in the UK, you got to figure the Giants over the Dolphins, with the winning team's field goal kicker being signed to an overly lucrative soccer contract by the LA Galaxy.
Here's this week's schedule followed by Sean's picks and the Adultfyi selections.
Sunday: Detroit at Chicago; Pittsburgh at Cincinnati; Oakland at Tennessee; Cleveland at St. Louis; NY Giants at Miami; Philadelphia at Minnesota; Indianapolis at Carolina; Buffalo at NY Jets; Houston at San Diego; Jacksonville at Tampa Bay; New Orleans at San Francisco; Washington at New England
Monday: Green Bay at Denver
Sean sez: In an interview with Gene Ross, Skeeter Kerkove let it slip that he is related to the notorious killer Hans Vorhauer. In doing research on Skeeter’s family tree for the A&E biography, I found that Skeeter's related to some other famous individuals listed below. Special thanks to my wife, Christy Canyon, for providing me with this week’s picks.
Indianapolis over Carolina – Skeeter’s great-great uncle, Yahoo Kerkove, was George Custer’s military advisor at the Battle of Little Bighorn.
Chicago over Detroit – Skeeter’s great-great grandfather, Ironsides Kerkove, provided whores to General Hooker’s army during the Civil War.
Pittsburgh over Cincinnati – Skeeter’s great-great third cousin, twice removed, Alexander Hamilton Jackson Jefferson Franklin Kerkove legend has it, punched George Washington in the face resulting in George’s need for false teeth.
Giants over Miami – Skeeter’s twice removed uncle, Frosty Kerkove, invented the first snow globe.
Minnesota over Philadelphia – Skeeter’s great-great aunt, Eva von Richthofen Kerkove, was the first World War II female flying ace...…for the Luftwaffe.
Cleveland over St. Louis – Skeeter’s father’s godfather Maurice Gretzky Kerkove ran a whorehouse out of Canada for Al Capone then discovered that unused ice left over from Prohibition could be made into hockey rinks.
Tennessee over Oakland – Skeeter’s great uncle, Pinto Kerkove, was the first white wide receiver for Grambling State University.
Buffalo over Jets – Skeeter’s great-great-great-great grandmother Madame du Kerkove was Marie Antoinette’s cake baker.
San Diego over Houston – Skeeter’s Scottish uncle, Duff McKerkove, invented the 3 wood then promptly stuck it up his ass because he had yet to invent the golf bag.
Tampa over Jacksonville – Skeeter’s aunt David was the first person to have a successful sex change operation.
New England over Washington – Skeeter’s third cousin, Willie Kerkove, wrote the famous Beatle’s song, “Hey, Jude.”
New Orleans over San Francisco – Skeeter’s lesbian aunt, Henrietta [Hank to her friends], was the first woman to serve on a Navy ship during the Vietnam War.
Green Bay over Denver - Skeeter’s great-great-great uncle, Buckskin Kerkove, was the first white man to trade with the Navaho Indians. Moments later, he was found fucking the Chief’s wife, and soon became the first white man to be killed by the Navaho Indians.
The Adultfyi picks:
Karl the Birdman [71-32]: Indy, Cleveland, NY Giants, Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Chicago, Buffalo, Tampa Bay, SD, SF, New England, Green Bay
Sean www.pornlegends.com [68-35]: Indy, Cleve, NY G, Minn, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
Willie D [66-37]: Indy, St. L, NY G, Philly, Pitt, Chicago, Tennessee, NY J, TB, SD, SF, New England, Green Bay
Gene Ross [65-38]: Indy, Cleveland, NY G, Minn, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
Billy the Crystal [65-38]: Carolina, St. L, NY G, Philly, Cinn, Detroit, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, SF, NE, Denver
Dan Davis [65-38]: Indy, Cleve, NY G, Minn, Cincy, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
Tony Batman [64-39]: Indy, Cleveland, NY G, Minnesota, Cincy, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, Tampa Bay, SD, SF, NE, Green Bay
Steve Seidman [62-41]: Indy, St. L, NY Giants, Philly, Pitt, Detroit, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, NO, New England, Green Bay
Jack Spade [62-41]: Indy, St. L, Miami, Minn, Cincy, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, Jax, SD, SF, NE, Green Bay
Brian Dickinson [62-41]: Indy, Cleveland, NY G, Philly, Cincy, Chicago, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, NO, NE, Denver
Ryan, Jerry's Deli [61-42]: Indy, Cleve, NY G, Minnesota, Pitt, Chjcago, Tenn, NY J, TB, Houston, SF, NE, Green Bay
Tim Case [60-43]: Indy, Cleve, NY G, Minnesota, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, Buffalo, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
John Gray [60-43]: Indy, St. L, NY G, Phil, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
Mastrick [60-43]: Indy, Cleveland, NY G, Philly, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, TB, SD, SF, NE, Green Bay
Sandy Bunz, www.sandybunz.com [58-45]: Indy, Cleveland, NY G, Philly, Cinn, Chicago, Tenn, Buffalo, Jax, Houston, SF, NE, Green Bay
Serenity, www.serenity.net [55-48]: Indy, Cleveland, Miami, Minn, Pitt, Chicago, Tenn, NY J, TB, Houston, SF, NE, Green Bay
Wankus [54-49]: Carolina, Cleve, Miami, Minn, Cincy, Chicago, Tenn, Buf, Jax, SD, SF, Washington, Green Bay
Steve Lane, www.serenity.net [54-49]: Carolina, Cleveland, NY G, Minnesota, Pitt, Detroit, Oak, Buf, TB, SD, NO, NE, Green Bay
Brian Wallace [53-50]: Indy, St. Louis, Miami, Minn, Cincy, Detroit, Oakland, NY J, TB, Houston, SF, Washington, Denver
