Porn Valley- Arrow’s www.xxxdeepthroat.com marketing director Robert Interlandi, who’s been in town all week, wound up on Vivid’s Deep Throat set.

“Ray Pistol told me why don’t you go check on Vivid and see what they’re up to,” explains Interlandi. “He gave me an address and I cruised over. Lo and behold they’re shooting a remake of Deep Throat.”

Interlandi checked alright and wound up having some words with director Paul Thomas with a Showtime crew evidently catching some of the precious exchanges.

“I didn’t get a script, I didn’t get a shooting schedule, no e-mails, no phone calls, nothing,” continues Interlandi. “And Steve Hirsch promised me we’d be Team Deep Throat. It pissed me off, so I T.P.’d Paul Thomas’ car.”

As in toilet paper.

“And P.T. was pissed,” chuckles Interlandi. “They’ve been playing ball ever since. Who communicates like this? I said, I do man. Everyone on my team would understand it.”

“P.T. then told me I was an immature juvenile delinquent punk kid,” says Interlandi. “I’m, like, hey, man, I’m just trying to prove a point. I could tell you something but are you going to listen? If I do this, you’re going to listen. And you’re going to start playing team ball. Since then they’ve been a lot nicer. And, sometimes when you get in a fight with somebody, it brings you closer.”

According to Interlandi, the T.P. incident was on the first day of the shoot.

“I told Pistol about this and he’s come on, man, you can’t be doing stuff like this. Why don’t you give him $100 for detailing his car? But P.T. wanted $200. I’m, like, Pistol, please. Can I wash his car by hand? I’ll use a water balloon condom to piss him off more. Pistol’s saying, no, you can’t do that. You got to be nice. We’re trying to be a team here.”

“But it’s okay, and we made up.”