Penthouse Pet Valentina Vaughn Visits the Stern Show; "Douchebag" Boyfriend Made Her Quit Porn, But She's Back

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from www.marksfriggin.com - Howard said that Valentina Vaughn is there and she's there to talk about how she's back in the business after quitting for a while.

He had her come in after that. He said that she should have called him and asked about leaving the business to get a real job. Valentina said that she's going to call him about everything from now on. He was saying that she failed at getting a real job but she said that's not true. She said she was a bartender and she was very good at pouring drinks.

She said that it was actually cocktail waitressing. She said that she got bored doing that and doing go go dancing. She wasn't stripping but it was like stripping.

Howard asked Valentina why she would even want to get out of the business of getting naked. She said that it was the boyfriend. She said that it was the guilt in that. She said that it was the douche bag bartender boyfriend she had that made her stop.

Howard said he heard that the boyfriend was crying about her being in the business. Valentina said that he did cry a lot and he was very emotional. She said that she was very good to him and tried to be reassuring. She said that she was too honest and let him get to her.

Valentina went out and got her real estate license. She didn't sell any homes because the market is so bad. She said that didn't work out and the bartending thing didn't work out either. Howard said that was like failing at what she was trying. Valentina said that she had never had a real job before in her life so this was the first time she ever did. She said that she went out to get a regular job and that's what she did for a short time. She said that she walked away from the porn business for a year and then got bored.

Valentina said that it was a nice change for her to get out of the business for a while. She said that she appreciates what she does now even more than she did before.

Howard had six questions for Valentina about the real estate business. He was going to give her a plug for each question she got right. For each one she got wrong, she had to get spanked on the RoboSpanker. Valentina said that she wasn't going to remember the stuff she learned.

Howard said he went to Scores with Valentina one time but she didn't put out much. He said that she was getting frisky with Ralph though. She didn't know who Ralph even was though. Howard asked her what she's doing for Penthouse and stuff and threw out a mention of her web site (ValentinaVaughn.com) so Howard told her she had to get spanked since she wasn't supposed to plug anything yet. She got on the RoboSpanker and got whacked a few times but she wasn't feeling it. Will gave her a wack on the ass with his hand and she felt that.

Howard asked Valentina to give him the two types of mortgages. Fixed and AM were the two he was looking for but she didn't know. Will then spanked her ass 5 times. He gave her some color on her ass by doing that. Howard told her that if she gets this next one wrong, Artie is going to spank her and she has to take some clothes off. Artie said he's not sure if he could get up right then.

Howard asked what A.R.M. Stands for. She said ''Annual Rate Mortgage'' but it was actually ''Adjustable Rate Mortgage.'' Artie got up and went over to spank her. He had to bend over since he had a bit of a hard on going. Howard said he had one going too from looking at her. He talked about how hot she was looking and then had Artie spank her. He gave her a bunch of good whacks that sounded pretty hard. Howard said she was looking at him the whole time she was getting spanked and she had a really sexy look on her face. Artie said that she always does those sexy little moves and she doesn't even know she's doing them.

Howard asked Valentina about being with a woman. She said that she gets why guys have a hard time with girls because she saw how aggressive girls can be and how intimidating it can be. She said that this woman was kissing her and tonguing her in the kitchen at this party they were at. They went swimming and she went in with just a g-string on. She said that the guys at the party didn't really care that they were out in the pool topless. She said that she ended up sleeping in the same bed as this other chick even though her boyfriend was there passed out somewhere.

Valentina said that she did everything to the other chick, that chick didn't do everything to her. She said that this was the first time she was attracted to a woman in her personal life. Howard wanted to know more about the story and asked about her sleeping in the same bed. She said that she did some stuff to the other chick but the other chick just spooned her. Artie asked the guys if anyone else was going to faint.

Howard got back to the Real Estate questions and said she had to take her top off if she got the next one wrong. Artie was going to do the spanking again. She had to be topless and get spanked 10 times this time. She was then asked what title insurance is. She said it was house insurance. Howard said she was wrong and sent Artie over there. Artie said he didn't think he could get up. He told Howard to let Benjy do it.

Howard told Valentina to take her top off. She hesitated a little bit arguing that he was cheating but took it off a short time later. Howard then had the RoboSpanker do the work this time. She was laughing while it was spanking her 10 times.

Howard told Valentina that the next question was going to get her panties off. She wanted to do it slower but Gary said if they went any slower he was going to die. JD offered to do the spanking, so did Doug Goodstein. Howard said that JD could do it. He told Valentina that she didn't get any plugs yet but she threw another one out for her web site.

JD came in and Howard asked Valentina if she had ever heard of DaBadAss because that's JD's online name. JD said ''Sup?'' to her when he met her. Artie got a laugh from that. Howard took a call from a guy who said that he was having a heart attack listening to this. Jeff the Drunk called in and asked if she likes taking it up the ass. She said that she loves it but then said that she likes to have a finger up there during sex. Howard said that he's good at putting a finger up an ass.

Howard asked Valentina what an escrow is. She knew the answer for that so Howard had to give her some plugs. He asked her to spell it first. She spelled it correctly so Howard said she could get 10 plugs but also had to get spanked 10 times by JD with her bottoms off. Valentina went over and got ready and Howard said that JD's head was going to explode. JD said that he was trying to remain cool. Valentina wondered how she got naked so fast. Howard thought it had taken too long.

Howard told JD to go ahead and spank Valentina. He was going to give her 10 in a row but Valentina wanted a plug after each one. Howard gave her a plug for her web site ValentinaVaughn.com. JD then spanked her again. They gave her a plug after each one. JD would then whack her ass. They did that about 10 times. She wanted four more plugs later but Howard told her that she had to get spanked before each plug. Valentina asked what would happen if she punched JD in the face after he hit her. Artie warned her that he'd probably explode in her face if she did that. JD gave her a few more spanks and she got in the rest of her plugs. Artie even threw in a plug for his web site Artie-Lange.com after that.

Howard asked Valentina some questions about what her sex life has been like lately. She said that she broke up with the boyfriend and then went out with a rebound guy. She said that guy was kind of a dick but he was good in bed.

Howard asked Valentina if she ever just looks at her own nipples and wonders why they're so perfect. He said that if he was her he'd just masturbate while looking at himself all day long. She said she does masturbate quite a bit.

Howard gave Valentina a plug for the Penthouse magazine she's going to be in later this year. He talked to her about the porn stuff and she was saying that she really doesn't want to do movies where she has to do guys.

Howard told her that she should just marry a rich guy and fleece him. She said that she's not into that and she's only attracted to jobless guys who have no career. Howard said that's right because she ignored him and went with Ralph at Scores.

Gary said that they thought she was going to be fun at Scores but she turned out to be very quiet and just sat in a corner the whole time. She said that's not the case, she went around and danced and talked to everyone.

[Howard] said that he didn't know what else to say to her but he couldn't stop looking at her. He eventually asked her if guys have ever offered her money to sleep with them. She said that she has never done that but guys have offered her money. She said that she doesn't know. She said she doesn't listen to guys who do that. She said she just ignores them so she doesn't know what they've offered her.

Valentina said that she likes to pole dance but they don't have poles in a lot of clubs. Gary said that they used to have a portable pole and he was going to try and find it. They found the pole within a minute or so. They pulled the pole out and they were going to hold it up for her so she could do some pole dancing. Howard told Gary to put on a mask so no one would be distracted by his face. He put on a wrestling mask.

Valentina requested some music so Fred played that for her as she did her pole dances. Howard said that she's really good and people should subscribe to Howard TV so they can see this. Gary said that she has a great move where she puts her butt cheeks right up against the pole. Artie said that it was like Gary's bachelor party. He also congratulated her for being very sexy to the worst song of all time.

Artie said that he's going to be on www.ValentinaVaughn.com all weekend long even though he doesn't know how to use a computer. Howard wrapped up with her a short time later. He gave her some more plugs and Artie offered to bump the midget guest they had in earlier if she wanted to make an appearance at his comedy show. She had no idea what he was talking about.

Valentina said that she would actually go to the show, she has nothing going on in October. Artie told her to come on up to New Hampshire then. She kind of laughed that off though. Howard went to break a short time later.