Porn Valley- On her KSEX show Thursday night, Cytherea revealed that she's been off drugs for eleven days. And a by-product of her new found zest for cleaner living is the fact that her boobs have grown. Now that she's cleaned up, the show was also highlighted by attempts on Cytherea's part to maim Plus One on the air when the subject of Jenaveve Jolie [pictured] was brought up. Plus One apparently has had problems getting it up for Cytherea but no such balsa occurred when it came time to doing Jolie.
"I'm not pregnant," declared Cythera on the issue of her boobs.
"Not that I wouldn't want you to have my child," said Plus One before the Jolie altercation. "Cytherea's a full size C now. It's weird. I don't understand it." On the drugs issue to which he's apparently subscribing his discipline as well, Plus One said there will be no more partying.
Harry Weiss also announced a new segment to the show called Deadbeat Bitches.
"It's a bitch or a bastard who owes me money," said Weiss. "They'll be outed on this show. You do not owe money to a Jew."
On another subject, Weiss talked about his recent trip to Vegas.
"They've got this cockamamie rule about no [cigarette] lighters on a plane," said Weiss who had lighters in his jacket pocket as he went from Burbank into Vegas.
"I had two lighters in my jacket pocket- no bitches, no complaints," said Weiss. "I get through security in Vegas to come back- no bitches, no complaints. Same thing. I go in the smoking lounge to light up." According to Weiss, an 85 year-old "security bitch" told him he can't have the lighter.
"It's a smoking lounge- what the fuck are you talking about," Weis told her. "She's smoking.' Weiss was told he couldn't have a lighter.
"I need to take your lighter," the guard told him. Weiss speculated that this is one of those people who's keeping the nation safe.
"Ridiculous rent-a-cops." Rather than risk jail over something stupid, Weiss was willing to trade down for matches."But she took my lighter and wouldn't give me matches," Weiss said. Plus One informed Weiss the law went into effect just prior to his trip back from Vegas.
Plus One also noted that this past Saturday Cytherea received a package from a huge star in the mainstream but wasn't giving out a name.
"An enormous fucking star- it turns out this guy has been a huge fan of Cytherea's and a member of her website for quite some time," Plus One continued. "He desperately wants her to do his HBO special with him." Weiss said it obviously couldn't have been Richard Pryor.
Plus One then started talking about the LA Direct Models Christmas Party and how a friend of his commented about how Jenaveve Jolie, who's with the agency, is the hottest thing in porn right now.
"Jenaveve Jolie is not the hottest thing in the fucking industry, okay?" screamed Cytherea. "She's far from the hottest thing in the industry. Her sex scenes suck ass. Everybody in the fucking industry hates her! This fucking asshole [Plus One] is the only fucking guy who can fuck his little dick up her cunt ass." Cytherea went on to say that Plus One constantly gets text messages from Jolie.
A screaming match ensued between Cytherea and Plus One with her telling him to shut the fuck up.Plus One noted that Jolie had been nominated for Best New Starlet.
"A lot of bitches have been nominated!" Cytherea continued screaming. Plus One asked Cytherea what she was going to do if Jolie wins the award. [The winner of the year before passes the crown to the next winner.]
"I'll throw the fucking award at her," Cytherea promised. Cytherea also screamed something about putting a bag over Jolie's head and beating her with an implement.
"That little cunt- Jenaveve you ever touch my husband ever fucking again, I will find you and cut off your tits. I will kill you. He's married, bitch!"
Plus One admitted that he's had sex with Jolie and Weiss also got him to admit that he had no wood problems.
"You little asshole, fuck you, you asshole!" Cytherea told Plus One. Cytherea also said if Jolie ever text messages Plus One again she'll lose her mind. Cytherea predicted that Jolie will feel pain all over her body if that ever happens again.
Cytherea went on to say that Jolie looks like "a retarded fucking Indian with her weird eye."
Plus One said he thought Jolie was hot.
"But she's no Flower Tucci," chimed in Weiss.
Cytherea then went off on Tucci calling her fat and ugly.
"I'll give you that- you're a slut little whore-bitch. But you're a cunt and a back-stabbing cunt. You should have stayed on my side, bitch. You're a fat cunt!"
