Porn Insider Moans Departure of The Levine Brothers

Porn Insider writes: Did you hear that the Levine brothers (Harpo, Zeppo and Dildo) are banging out EVN?

Will the closure of such a fine establishment cause ripples in the porn biz? If the women hating “hetero” brain trust that brought gems like “Whores with Sores Vol. #3.14” cant make it, then might not Vivid be to far behind?

Well, whenever I see a sexually repressed, confused, angry little boys in a grown mans body masturbate into the still living corpse of a Sepulveda street walker I will remember Scott, Adam and the charismatic one that kind of looked like he was cloned from a cancerous cell on Joey Ramone’s ball sack, called Jeff.

Their deeds will live on every time a retailer says “ I can get it DVD’s from Raffi for 75 cents” and oddly they are still being ripped off. Their legacy will live on in small towns across this once great nation whenever someone just leaves a box of porn in the woods cause they are too embarrassed to throw it away and the wont watch them again.

But mostly EVN will live on as they sell the exclusive rights to at least 4 companies, at going out of business prices. And they will live on when their wives divorce them and after they spend years playing hide the assets, the wives have nervous breakdowns and show their sons ‘what their father really did for a living’, thus creating yet another batch of shitty porn producers.

Every time a not particularly good looking female with lesion on her anus decides its time to go back to smoking her drugs because all of her veins have collapsed, EVN lives on.

This day in lowlife history; can you guess what elfin Israeli tried to get me to whack Seymour Butts? Hint; say your in the mood to deal with a middle easterner but Muslims seem to kind, honest and trustworthy, then hes your man. Maybe you’ve always wondered what it would be like if Hervé Villechaize had no soul and didn’t kill himself?

Perhaps they fill the much needed gap in porn that only a brother and sister can fill? Hobbit-esque, money worshiping toads that smell of feet and Fritos. The girl will marry anyone that can keep his lunch down when he takes the tongue canoe to tuna town and she goes crazy when you leave an ice cube in her water.

Where does one begin? A few years back this conniving human error posed hypothetical alluding to the desire to eliminate Glasser. But since I am not of such mind, spirit or soul the notion passed me by. But over time the notion was revisited and when it became abundantly clear, communication was ceased.

But there was some interesting threads left dangling, first if they (this IS a they situation and I know the names as do others, lots of others) where serious in making coffin stuffing out of Adam, then why didn’t they?

Just cause I didn’t get it didn’t mean that the goal had been achieved. Actually, the exact opposite happened, now someone outside the cabal new of the murderous desires, shouldn’t that interloper be dealt with? How to do that? I guess if they where the real dead hardcore death merchants then wouldn’t a signal need to be sent? Especially since I am not game for the whole ‘ending a human beings life’ then wouldn’t they want to let me know that they where capable of such and I better keep my mouth shut or I could be next? Then they could wield unruly power over me as an unwitting secondary accomplice and perhaps they could eventually get me to see evil things their evil way. Yet none of this happened.

What did happen was a lot of nothing. A lot of lies that perplexed me at the time, but Adam didn’t get dead and I didn’t get an education. But as things did unravel I did seek attention from others. You know standard friends, family, the private practice law offices of the last 5 Attorney Generals, every entertainment lawyer in the US that is worth his salt, the Top 100 American law firms (according to Forbes) every current and former federal organized crime prosecutor and of course Adam Glassers lawyers, actually I never spoke to them, I just mailed, faxed and emailed them my concerns and left them 7 messages, yet they never returned my calls.

I wonder aren’t these lawyers officers of the court? Are they not obligated to act in such a case? I mean me personally I don’t like calling the cops, cause cops are at least 50% of the problem called cops and robbers and where you find one you will often find another, so I usually choose nay on both counts. But these fuckfaces of flannel are prerequisite cop callers, so why didn’t I get Richard Jeweled a telephone call or two?

Alls I could think was one of two things. These monkey fuckers really are the real deal black bag operatives, just they are completely inept and mildly retarded. Or it was all a hoax, but what? When? Where? And most importantly who would benefit? Then it hits me like a ton of bricks. Who would benefit? Seems about this time a certain spiky haired producer was gathering speed to make a documentary as a prelude to a feature film that he really wanted to make. Something about some cultural phenomenon bullshit and his little old jewish grandmother watched it and I think it really jingled her bells.

And it had nothing to do with the fact that, dollar for dollar, it was the most successful film of all time,… that had nothing to do with it cause you know he is all about the art and the work and if and when money comes that is just an added bonus and an unforeseen occurrence. Whatever it was this human quiff stain wanted rights that he didn’t have and maybe, just maybe agreeing to a crime would put me under his thumb just enough for him to make the show he wanted and not what he was bound by law to make.

And this producers relationship to porn is completely health and he doesn’t rape and fuck porn stars then have then shit on him or anything. And he certainly doesn’t have sex with men then jest “I’m not gay, the guys I fuck are” so good thing he is not like that. And he doesn’t have a daughter called oh I don’t know… Thinky Parsley that is in college and her classmates really should never print this and get it to her so she then know how her dad really makes a living.

You know burning and screwing anyone and everyone that he thinks opposes him. And he surely played absolutely no part in the beating death of at least one person involved in such said documentary, and her dead body was not thrown into a car and made to look like she died in a car accident.

But for that to be the case then those setting me up to take a murder for hire beef would have to get something out of it. You know like productions of their own or maybe some roles in movies. That would be the quid pro quo. But that is not the case… right. On completely different news did you know that Sam Schreiber owner of Backroom Sales a pornographic mail order company landed some movie roles. Seems some folks where shooting some movies and the tens of thousands men in their 60’s that have been training and hoping to get their lucky break where either all booked or not right and Sam fit the role. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1957381/

And a couple Israeli’s recently got into the horror movie business. That is interesting. And another thing that is interesting is that Linda Lovelace died as a result of the injuries that she sustained from a car accident, WoW,… go figure.

So why would I tell this tale now? I can assure you my good reader that it has nothing to do with the aggravations and lack of success that the Obscenity Unit of the DOJ has been dealing with for years. It has absolutely no link to the push that {R}’s are making to have at least 6 open top shelf cases within the next 6 months and picking up some leverage against a scumbag killer filmmaker along wouldn’t hurt. And it is certainly not that Brent Ward has 11 photo’s pinned up in his office and 5 of them are noted here. It is just good clean fun… just spinning an interesting yarn.

While this has been fun I think I need to caution all you college students to act responsibly and make sure that Smart Dill or Wise Basil does NOT get hold of this cause it may cause her to come to understand that her dad is a fine upstanding kind and decent man that produces movies for a living and he has never actively or inactively participated in actions that cause others to lose their life.