porn addict posts: "While I'm not a big LA producer or anything, I've shot my fair share of scenes and definitely have some stories to tell. The most recent is a girl showed up for a shoot with mosquito bites covering her entire body... and I mean covering. I flipped her $50 for coming and sent her on her way. On top of that, when she walked in the door she brought along two dudes who she said "just met on the way here." The whole incident was surreal.
XrickyromaX: Skeeter Kerkove posted a story on this forum a while back about Maggie Star showing up to do an anal scene for Bait #2.
She admitted to him that she'd been doing speed for five days straight and hadn't taken a dump in all that time.
So when the anal action started, blaaah. Shit everywhere. According to Skeeter, it all came out when Maggie was Reverse Cow Girl on Mark Wood.
They cleaned everything up and continued with the scene. Maggie even did Ass to Mouth! And apparently there was enough usable footage to make her the box cover girl!
Chico Wang posts: "Every director has seen it, smelled it, and gagged on it. But what's the point of airing this sort of dirty laundry. After all, the body (both male and female) has stuff that's unsavory at times.
As a shooter, I've been shit on, pissed on, 'aromatized' on, came on, dick slapped, etc. It's the nature of the job. It's a hazard of the job. You get used to it after a while.
One time, I was minding my own business shooting a doggy anal position. I think the guy knew there was something brewing in the girl's butthole. He pulls a 'matador', I twist instinctively to the 'matador' position (that is a side maneuver away from outgoing shrapnel), and out flies a corn nugget out of the girl's asshole that hits the wall at nearly bullet speed laced with a fart of course.
It was really cute.
Kimi Lixx: The porn set horror stories I have don't have anything to do with the bodily functions of the talent. It's much more upsetting for me when people get hurt or nearly hurt.
The worst one for me was when the enormous lighting rig fell right onto the glass table that 5 performers had just been sitting around minutes before doing a dialogue scene. Everyone was completely freaked out. People would have been maimed or killed if that had fallen while they were sitting there.
Followed closely by director and camera man taking a tumble down a steep hillside - that one resulted in a broken arm. Jimmy D says his knees never recovered from the fall he took while shooting Agency Blue.
ryan12 writes: How 'bout the stuff they chose to leave in the picture... like when they shoot outdoors and there are all kind of bugs and mosquitoes flying about... I watched a flick once where the fly pose itself in the girl's ass, I'm pretty sure it was Gauge in "Unnatural Sex 5"... totally gross me out...
