Porn Star Jada Chambers (36) caught during a routine police check driving naked with stolen chickens and a swan.
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Oct 24, 2019 · Martin Eisenberg
Baltimore, Maryland. The local traffic control division was in for quite a surprise when they pulled a car over just to realize that the driver is fully naked. It would not be such a surprise for the experienced officers, if not for the fact that there was a… swan on the passenger’s seat. Buckled in. Moreover, there were over a dozen chickens in total sitting on the back seat and in the trunk.
The driver, Porn Star Jada Chambers (36), initially was unable to recall her name, or how the animals got in the car. After a moment she stated that they are probably hitchhiking, but since she doesn’t like to be nosy, she did not ask them such personal questions. She complained that the chickens refused to fasten the seat belts.
The officers decided to perform a breathalyzer test, but it turned out that the woman is completely sober. Drug tests also proved the woman to be clean, although such tests can not detect the recently popular designer drugs.
Meanwhile, Doe frequently changed her testimony. She claimed that the birds must have flown in through an open window when she stopped at a red light, and in just a moment she changed the story claiming that they were already in the car when she bought it. Then she claimed that she is a taxi driver and her financial situation does not allow her to be picky when it comes to clients. She even tried to convince the officers that she was not the one driving, despite the fact that she was still sitting behind the wheel.
It was difficult to talk with the woman and her condition did not allow her to drive. However, the officers had no probable cause for an arrest. Fortunately, they received an information about a break-in to the local poultry farm and connected the two events.
After presenting Chambers with the newly learned facts, she quickly recalled the course of events. However, she did not agree with the accusation of theft, claiming that the birds freed themselves from the corporative oppression and she only wanted to give them a taste of a better life.
Chambers has been arrested and transported downtown. She is accused of burglary and theft, however, due to the low value of the stolen goods the case will probably end with a fine.