In its contributions to a drug-free America, porn star karaoke helped Katie Morgan celebrate the end of her drug transportation probation which ended at midnight. At the stroke of 12, Morgan was serenaded by the house to the tune of Afroman’s Because I Got High. Frankly, it doesn’t get much more sentimental than that.
Unless of course you’re looking under Keri Windsor’s dress. Only this time you’d find a pair of panties. Yup. For a rare occasion, Windsor was wearing panties. The fact that they were red prompted another story from her about how she recently picked up two 19 year olds at a bar and fucked them back at her house. Not realizing that she was on the rag, the kids, according to Windsor, took off in a hurry in the middle of the night when they discovered bloody condoms on the floor. Windsor said she couldn’t wait to call her ex-husband and give him the blow-by-blow account of what happened. Windsor, who’s going to be celebrating the 9th anniversary of her 21st birthday next week, then got into a conversation with Harry Weiss about hairy man ass. For some unspeakable reason, Windsor’s turned on by the sight, according to her. “I go nuts over hairy asses,” she told Weiss who promptly grabbed her hand in a motion to come with him and said. “Well, we’re about to go to a padded cell.”

Frankie LaRue has apparently traded up. After she went on a couple of weeks ago about dumping former boyfriend Jeremy Steele, LaRue now claims to be dating a doctor.

When someone pointed out a younger, Steve Banan lookalike to him, Banan immediately went into his wallet and produced three pics of himself from 20 years ago. Banan was told the poses looked rather gay and Banan said that he was supposed to be playing a gay character on an episode of Cagney & Lacey. Harry Weiss promptly reminded him that the role was over.

Forgoing his one and out policy, Kurt Lockwood, who travels to the east coast to spend Thanksgiving with the folks, wanted everyone to know that he stayed to sing a second song. Then left.

Violet Blue who was on the Howard Stern Show last Friday said she went on as a last minute request from Adam & Eve and did the show without any sleep. She said that Stern was quite nice but insisted on busting her balls for being a witch. Blue also said she was planning a post Thanksgiving show next Tuesday in which she’d have guys taking herbal Viagra then attempt to fuck turkeys. The supermarket variety, not live ones.

A wannabe Eminem-dressed hood rat who claimed to be from Kiss Modeling saw the pictures Cytherea was passing around of her and her body painted with supportive writings towards Wankus’ softball team [as previously reported by AdultFYI] and is reported telling Cy, “you’re never going to go anywhere in your career if you do pictures like that, supporting Wankus.” Cytherea claims he also told her that her current agency, Naughty Modeling couldn’t do anything for her and that she should be repped by him. Cy defended her pics and her agency and brushed off the dude. Moments later while leaving, his female companion vomited in the front seat of his car while a crowd of smokers cheered out front.
And Brian, Cytherea’s man, made it clear that he was no longer to be referred to as the “Dago Bomber,” but as “Plus 1.” He says that’s how he’s always put on the guest list: Cytherea, plus 1.

Though he was at Sardos last week, but not this week, Ohn, the former warehouse guy at Extreme Associates and one of the world’s strongest men both in the bench press and squat, was featured in the L.A. Times this week in a story concerning Phil Spector’s murder charge. Though he wasn’t identified by name in a picture caption, Ohn was acting as Spector’s bodyguard.

Speaking of bodyguards, is the publisher of AVN getting one? We kept hearing a crazy rumor floating around at Sardos that Adultfyi.com was planning to run some big expose. Not that we’re aware of.

EvolutionErotica director Guy Capo and his wife Karen were celebrating their first time visit to porn star karaoke. And Capo was laughing about how he had trouble finding the place even though he lives in the neighborhood. “I could walk home–depending on the number of cigarettes,” said Capo.