Porn Valley- Howard Stern hardly ever gets a no. But this morning you had to tune in to Stern and catch the early bird special for the apparent shock of the day. KSEX, www.ksexradio.com, peejay Selena Silver along with Layla Jade and Victoria Givens refused to go along with a Stern gimmick by taking part in a pee Olympics. And, keeping the string alive of KSEX peejays being on Stern without lending promo to the Internet station, KSEX got blanked again.
With some urging, the trio eventually agreed to participate. Although the Porn Star Olympics this weekend got nary a notice, Stern had the women participating an event essentially stolen from KSEX’s Wankus who did a similar stunt in the mid-90’s, Stern required the girls to drink water every 15 minutes. The last girl to pee in a kiddie pool was to be declared the winner of a prize of $10,000 after drinking 8 bottles of water. The prize, following an event which ran half the morning, was courtesy of Showgirls VIP Limited Edition DVD.
Selena Silver, who credited her bladder control to years of travelling and back packing [“you have no options”], was ultimately declared the winner. Complimenting her beautiful face, Stern, admitting that he should have bet the farm on her, wondered what the fuck she was doing in porn.
“You seem really wholesome- you don’t have the breast implants or anything,” Stern told her. Silver said because she and her husband were swingers and doing the same thing in their private lives anyway she thought it was a good adventure. “You can only do it for so long. There’s not a lot of 40 year-old porn stars running around.” Silver said her parents don’t care that she’s in the business, that they have a really good relationship. Silver, in accepting the money, said she would probably use it to invest in real estate.
The event stretched a good part of the morning and the girls were on their fifth bottle of water with the big homo moment coming when Stern tickled a diaper-wearing Bababooey – also competing – in the tickle chair. What made it interesting is that Stern, who claims to have been taught by the tickle master Yaqui, couldn’t elicit reaction from any of the porn stars who were working on full bladders. Prior to getting started, Stern interviewed the trio.
Stern asked Jade, ww.laylajade.com in the industry for about six years, what it is about porn that attracts her. She sad she loves sex. “I completely adore and why not make some money.” Stern’s notes said that Jade worked at The Bunny Ranch. She claimed no and said she wasn’t sure how she felt about doing that. Stern asked if she thought that was a step below porn. Jade said while she knew Dennis Hof she wasn’t sure whether she was ready for that. Stern asked why the hesitation. Jade said it was because she was so busy shooting porn. “I don’t really need to be going to the Ranch.”
Stern suspected there was big bucks involved and Jade said she’s never really looked into it. Stern noted that Jade’s had sex in a freight elevator and with many black men, to boot. “You had your first gay experience when you were 15 years-old- you’ve done it all baby.” Reading from a biog, Stern noted that Jade quit school at 16 because she knew what she was going to do. “Why be bothered by being in school.” Jade said she was bored. Noting that she’s now living in the states, Jade was asked about the porn industry in England. “There is an industry but this is where the real industry is,” she said. Asked what a good hard-working porn star can make in terms of money, Jade said over a hundred thou a year. “If you play it right.” Jade claims to spend her money on sex toys.
Victoria Givens, www.victoriagivens.com, said she’s been in porn for three years and has done ober 100 movies. Stern noted that Givens likes to have her feet rubbed during sex. Givens apparently said something with Stern telling her that he’d be thrown off the air for it. Givens also made a point of stating that she has many boyfriends, not just one. Givens lost her virginity at 19 to a 29 year-old guy. In another bit that got bleeped, Givens was talking about her attempts to set an anal gang bang record but she couldn’t come up with a figure to break. After some hesitation she thought it was 65.Stern was placing $200 on Givens to win the contest.
Silver, 24, in porn for 18 months has done over 60 films. Stern thought that was pretty prolific but Silver hastened to point out that some girls would have done 300 by then. Silver, www.selenasilver.com, said she was picky about her projects and was in it for the long haul. “I want to do what makes me look good.” Silver said she would turn any project down that was too degrading. “And there are companies that I wouldn’t want to work for.” Stern wanted to know what in her mind was degrading. “Like an eel film?” Silver replied stating films that were too aggressive or bent on making the girl look bad or seeing how much she could withstand. It was pointed out that Silver was married with her and her husband [Kent] being swingers. Stern took that to mean that he didn’t care if she was with other men. Silver preferred to look at it as “team dating”.
“We’ll both go out and see a chick that we think is hot,” she continued. “We’ll either get with just her..” Stern interrupted asking if she was into gay stuff. Silver said no. It was also pointed out that Silver’s had sex under water in scuba gear. She explained stating her and her husband are both divers. “That’s kind of how we met.” Silver said she’s been married for two years. “It sounds like it’s going very well with all the cheating that’s going on,” Stern quipped. “Who knows. Maybe more marriages would last if everybody could just have sex during it.” Stern explained by saying that husband and wives are best friends. “But they have other sexuial needs- Get it.” Responding to that, Silver said she and her husband never have sex apart. “It’s more like threesomes and moresomes. If we are with other people, we’re within arms’ reach of each other.”
Her accent being duly noted, Silver said she was from Sydney, Australia. “It’s kind of fading a little bit.” Stern observed that Australia wasn’t exactly noted for its porn stars. “This is a rare treat.” Jade decsribed the show as being a relaxed and informal environment. “It’s a way to come meet the girls. The girls get to seel their mercjandise and meet their fans.”
Stern suspected that a $10,000 prize was big bucks by even porn star standards. The contest rules were that the girls had to drink a bottle of water every 15 minutes, last man standing being the winner. Silver asked where they would go to the toilet and a nearby kiddie pool was prsented as Exhibit A. “That’s your toilet,” said Stern. “Right here in the studio.” Jade was hesitant on what to do but said she might consider doing it for “the crack of it” whatever that mean. Jade said she wouldn’t be doing it for money. Givens had to give it some thought and passed. Stern asked if it was because he was ugly. Givens said that wasn’t it. “Maybe I’m weird.” Silver wasn’t exactly kicking her heels, either. Stern wondered if the idea was more weird or creepy than he gave it credit. “I’m out here. I though this was tame- these girls are porn stars.” Jade was suggesting that the pee-thing was private. Stern seemed flabbergasted, stating that the event was a no-brainer. And because Givens was going for an anal gang bang record, she appeared to be a shoe-in. Stern kept repeating how shocked he was by the initial reaction. Artie Lange suggested that the alternate event would be making him a BLT.
Asked how they’d feel about adult diapers being added to the mix, the girls appeared even less enthused. “The diapers are worse than peeing by itself,” said Silver. Jade didn’t think that her fans would want to know that she was walking around in a diaper. One caller-in suggested getting the girls off the show. Another one pointed out that they were whores and prostitutes. “They’e porn stars and they won’t pee in the pool? It’s crazy. Throw them out.” A third caller said it was better looking at someone pretty like Jade than Stern’s “horse-faced whore” [Beth Ostrowsky]. A follow-up caller said he’d take a shit in the pool for $10,000. It was Stern’s guess that the girls had an image to protect.
In an effort to coax and cojole, Silver was asked how much she’d get paid for her next porn gig. She replied a $1,000 maybe for three hours of work. Stern said he didn’t get it, thinking they’d have sex with his crew for $10,000. Silver said under the conditions that it was filmed. “So it was legal.” The other possibility, she said, would be doing it for fun. Jade volunteered to bang Stern for nothing. Givens felt the issue was the kiddie pool, that if they were allowed use of a private bathroom it would be different. Stern was particularly outraged over the fact that censors were snipping the word pee out of the show’s conversation. “It’s the most childish thing.”
Offering compromise, Givens said they’d do the event as long as one of Stern’s people participated in it as well but wearing a diaper. That’s how Gary was dragged into it. Gary said he’d be a part of the competition as long as he was given a shot at the money, thus prompting a rhubarb for several minutes. Artie said it was like negotiating with terrorists, but the bigger issue was the fact that Cabbie had been barred from participating in an event where money was involved. Claiming that she couldn’t participate because she was in a middle of some sort of contract, Silver was re-instated in the contest because her “company” was shocked that she wouldn’t do it. Silver said if they were fine with her doing it, so be it. She caught up by downing two bottles of water consecutively.
Jade was given the opportunity plug X-Con II, www.xxx-con.com, which is coming up Sunday in Low Angeles. Jade explained that it was at the Entertanium Studios. “The world’s largest adult studio,” she said. During a commercial break, Stern noted that Jade had been drinking additional water. He asked her why she was doing that. Jade claimed to have been dehydrated from her plane ride. “This is like a boxer sitting between rounds punching himself in the face- don’t do it.” A discussion ensued about who could hold out better- men or women. Robin Quivers was saying guys have smaller bladders. Stern begged to differ. “Guys are always going to the bathroom more than me,” she argued.
Putting his two cents in Gary said that guys will hold out longer until the first time. “Once a guy goes once you have to go every five minutes.”