Porn Valley – In an afternoon of fun and games, which included Chris Evans streaking naked across the backyards of Encino, Private emerged as the winner of the first ever Adult DVD Empire’s KSEX Porn Olympics. Private, in winning the “Golden Shower” trophy bested Wicked Pictures, Adam & Eve, DVSX and Red Light District in an afternoon that featured two of the greatest bitch matches you’ll ever see- including a David & Goliath match in which Gauge took on Olivia O”Lovely to a submission; and one where Alana Evans pinned Kaylani Lei in a reverse maneuver that had the crowd going nuts. But not as nuts as Chris Evan’s package.

Although she had been billed for weeks as a nude torch runner, I don’t believe I saw an instance of Jennifer Steel either naked or with a torch anywhere along the manicured lawn of a private Encino residence which was set up as Porn Olympic central. The event was being taped for a later Video on Demand and possibly a DVD release. It wasn’t open to the public.

All told, there were FIVE events where female porn stars, hailed as “Sex-a-letes”, competed either head to head for elimination or in timed events for the top three prizes-BRONZE [3rd Place], SILVER [2nd Place] or GOLDEN SHOWER [1st Place].

The Nipple & Slide competition gave the ladies a running start to dive onto a slip and slide, and get to the end of the wet trail where a dildo and condom were waiting. In a race against the clock they then had to unwrap the condom and put it on the dildo correctly. Money was going on Wicked in the event because of the fact they have contract girls who are used to such rigors, barring the use of a slip and slide in their movies. The shocker was when Red Light District took first place.

There was also a Tug-of-Whore competition where two Sex-a-letes from each team did the pull-and-tug over an inflatable pool to get their opponents splashing into the water.

Topless Beach Ball/Volleyball played out with two ladies from each company going head to head in round-robin games to 7. A topless Potato Sack Relay Race featured two girl medleys while the final event of the day was an inflatable pool “Bitch Fight” with no holds barred as you could pretty much gather from the Gauge-Olivia O’Lovely; Alana Evans-Kaylani Lei matches.

Ginger Lynn and Quasarman did the play-by-play. Along the sidelines, Katie Morgan and Michelle Lay handled the on-spot interviews. From the original team rosters, it struck me that there were a number of no-shows. Announced at starting time were the following teams:

Team Private included coach Skeeter Kerkove along with Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Ariana Jollee [who I understand was competing on a busted foot]; Tyla Wynn, Katja Kassin and Layla Jade who I believe left early to attendt to X-Con II duties.

Wicked Pictures, which fielded a team decked out in chamo, made something of a splash by arriving in a black Humvee. The announced team included coach Brad Armstrong, Kaylani Lei, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Cytherea and Olivia O’Lovely. Stormy Daniels was a last-minute scratch due to a family situation.

Team Adam & Eve came in announced with Carmen Luvana as coach along with Brittney Skye, Miss Kitty, Alana Evans, Daisy Marie, Anita Blue, Crissy Taylor, Kira Eggers and Victoria Givens.

DVSX fielded an announced team to include their p.r. girl Sun Chen as coach along with Gauge, Selena Silver, Aria XXX, Gen Padova and Renee Pornero. While Red Light must have shifted its roster somewhat from an original team announced to include Raynevess [who was seen passing out promo all afternoon]; Sativa Rose, Ashley Hays, Victoria Sin and Tianna Lynn

***Note from Wankus: Jennifer Steele’s naked torch run was already shot on the beaches of Ft. Lauderdale. In the final production, it will all be included. Although Nicki Hunter [www.nicky-hunter.com] sang an awesome Star Spangled Banner.