NY [HowardStern.com]- Porn star Randi Wright stopped by [last Thursday] to promote her new Website, and Howard told her she was way too hot to be in porn; “Something must be wrong with you.”

Randi admitted that she was bi-polar and off her meds, adding that she’s also been addicted to crystal meth, hooked up with her first girlfriend while she was still in boarding school, and banged the soccer coach at her bible school.

Howard asked Randi if her breasts were real, and she said yes – and took off her top to prove it. Artie wanted a look at Randi’s “22-year-old ass,” so she stripped everything else off as well. Randi told the crew that she’s attracted to fat men, but not Artie; “You’re not fat enough for me.”

To Artie’s surprise, Randi suggested that he gain 75 more pounds. Randi then confessed about her ultimate sex fantasy: A dead guy.

Howard wondered why Randi would have sex with a dead guy but not a black guy, and Randi explained she just wasn’t attracted to black guys. Randi told a story about giving a helicopter pilot oral sex while they were in the air, adding that it was nothing compared to what she gets into with her assistant. Since she was in the green room, Randi’s assistant, Natalie, then came in to tell the crew about their professional (and sexual) relationship.

Randi revealed that she has aspirations to go to nursing school, so Howard suggested that she get in the tickle chair: For every nursing question she gets wrong, Artie got to tickle her. For every question she got right, Randi got a plug for her website. Howard then started in with the questions:

What pulse site is located near the groin? “Oh f’er.” Wrong; the femoral artery.

What is an apgar test? “It’s for newborns.” Right.

How many bones are in the human body? 206. Correct, leading Artie to ask if she’d like to make it 207.

What is the largest part of the brain? “The cerebrum.” Right.

What is cilia? “Little fibers in your lungs.” No one cared if she got it right, so Artie tickled her anyway; “Sue us, honey.”